[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Yesterday was good. No homeless people bothered me for money, nobody cut me off in traffic while I drove my minivan, No drama whatsoever. Went to the SuperCuts to get a trim and we all had a good time arguing over who is the greatest Tennis player of all time. Left and went to go sit down and eat at a high end sushi restaurant. The food was very good. Then I went to the 9 hole pitch and putt golf course near my house and as good luck would have it, there was a threesome about to tee off that I was able to join up with. Wound up just 3 over par, I couldn't be stopped that day! Then later that night, I met back up with my wife at a fancy Italian restaurant for some pasta and wine, we went home and had some pretty regular missionary sex (nothing too crazy, as my back was acting up a little from golf earlier) and called it a day.

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[Slipknot26]

Honestly laughing at this thread
Nice job malted

[jtoler]

sorry just too hard to believe

[GT21Megatron]

[KVB]

[b1slickguy]

All believable except for the minivan bit.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

All believable except for the minivan bit.

Oh, it's true - just the other day, my friend came over to my house in his 2018 Honda Odyssey. We were playing a game of darts in my mancave when he said, "I'm going to make a run to BevMo for some craft I.P.A.'s and maybe a couple of Macanudos, but I'll have to stop for gas....."
I said, "No problem buddy! Just take my Dodge Grand Caravan" - so he did, came back, and we ordered a pizza - - but, that's just how we roll in the 'Burbs.....

[jts1207]

Lol