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    FBI needs our help... Mollie Tibbetts is missing

    any thoughts on this case (20 yr old missing Iowa Student), been gone about three weeks.... last seen jogging around some little shithole Iowa town, boyfriend allegedly 100 miles away at time of disappearance (about an hour drive, if you drive like me)

    Pig farmer with a stalking past lives 15 mins away, fbi has questioned him twice, but is being mum on the details.....

    seems to be their guy....

    as sbr's crack squad of posters has solved the kennedy assassination, 9/11, the matt sweat/richard dick escape, and practically every other caper in the last century, we might as well solve this one, too....

    Here's Mollie (looks like she's on a molly given her dilated pupils).....



    other possible theories: she was cheating, went out for some d and it went wrong; also, that she's a part time rest stop prostitute (seen with a trucker in Missouri a week after she went missing) who's been taken captive.....

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    everytime i hear about this case i think about this scene


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    she's dead, was likely killed soon after the abduction and buried somewhere or fed to the pigs, the sighting in missouri turned out to be false

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    Suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    everytime i hear about this case i think about this scene


    I do too, every time.


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    Too hard to find her in those fields

    Murdered by a sikko

    Why these girls run in the dark early in the morning or at night is beyond belief

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    gotta watch out for those bald guys



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    Dead or in a shipping container

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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    Dead or in a shipping container
    How much will people pay for a piece of that overseas?

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    FBI focusing on the Lehigh, PA area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    How much will people pay for a piece of that overseas?
    before or after she bites their nuts off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    FBI focusing on the Lehigh, PA area.
    lol

    the Lehigh VALL-LLLEEEEYYY area, specifically.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    FBI focusing on the Lehigh, PA area.
    Isn't that where Gold is?



    Tragic story here regardless. I can only imagine what the family is going through.

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    I expect an arrest early this week.....

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    Did she get fed to the pigs for real?


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    about an 89% chance from what I know of the case....

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    Fuk, she seemed like such a cute, regular ole girl.

    Regardless, I hate these tragedies.

    I have a good heart and tragedies like this tug at it.

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    Boyfriend seems to not really care

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    I'd say her boyfriend did it or knew about it. He said she snapchat him the day she disappeared, but then doesn't remember what the snapchat said. He's gotta be in on it.

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    except he doesn't get anything out of killing her..... usually it'll be a HUSBAND not just a boyfriend.....

    kickin a gfren to the curb is much easier than killing her, especially with not ins. policy or inheritance or divorce payout hangin' in the balance.....

    it takes a whole damn lot to force a guy to kill a gfren.... don't see it here.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    She kind of looks like Meg from Bloodline in that pic.

    Probably just another scam like that lady jogger in California who was "abducted" and found 3 weeks later with a story that didn't add up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Too hard to find her in those fields

    Murdered by a sikko

    Why these girls run in the dark early in the morning or at night is beyond belief
    Yes, why do people run when it's not so hot out.

    Very complicated

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    People in general shouldn't be running on the streets or ever when dark...especially girls. She is dead...as is the case almost always.

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    Did she get eaten by pigs, like in the movie?

    How will they prove it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Did she get eaten by pigs, like in the movie?

    How will they prove it?

    100 bucks on dna analysis of pig shit.....

    hope the fbi got a warrant to go, in the words of eddie murphy, "scoop up the shit".....

    put peter strzok on the job of handling the pig shit/running analyses on same.....

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    Fuk.

    I'm GIFless.

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    let me help out....

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    i say if they find out the pig farmer did it, starve his pigs for a week, then drop him in the middle of em for some chow, after rendering him unable to move, yet still totally conscious.....

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    Life imitating Art here.

    Fukkin insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i say if they find out the pig farmer did it, starve his pigs for a week, then drop him in the middle of em for some chow, after rendering him unable to move, yet still totally conscious.....
    Agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    gotta watch out for those bald guys




    This guy did it.

    Case solved
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    Guy looks nervous as hell. Keeps touching his face.
    Ok I'm good on throwing his dirty hillbilly ass in the pigpen

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    This guy did it.

    Case solved
    I'd love to play poker across the table from that guy.

    He just gives it away in his behavior, full of tells.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I'd love to play poker across the table from that guy.

    He just gives it away in his behavior, full of tells.

    careful, one of my favorite false tells is the touch to the face, feigning weakness and the need for comfort when in reality I've got the nuts....

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