1. 07-22-18 10:58 PM #1
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    JJ.... If you recommend this slot machine at the Bash in Vegas.....

    I will kick your ass......

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  2. 07-22-18 11:09 PM #2
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    JJ was playing that machine one time and shot his small load in the screen

    a lady came by and thought he just sneezed
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  3. 07-22-18 11:11 PM #3
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    JJ going to show up for a bash?
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  4. 07-23-18 12:59 AM #4
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    Damn, that machine is old school - Belongs in a museum! Wonder if JJ would pick Rod?
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  5. 07-23-18 01:20 AM #5
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    "You need 1778 to take of her bra"


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  6. 07-23-18 05:11 AM #6
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    Automan going to Vegas to FUK
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  7. 07-23-18 09:12 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    JJ was playing that machine one time and shot his small load in the screen

    a lady came by and thought he just sneezed
    😂 😆
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  8. 07-23-18 10:59 AM #8
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    slots beatable

    The real story here
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  9. 07-23-18 11:15 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    slots beatable

    The real story here


    "Choose your patron"

    It's a strip club skill game.

    Donk is a natural.
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  10. 07-23-18 11:23 AM #10
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    I just notice the gay, fabio-lookin' male stripper is named "Rod"......


    wife pulled up some dickweed playing this shit on a "slots channell" on youtube, and the guy playing the machine, apparently coked out of his mind, is constantly berating the johns on the front row who are tippin the stripper ho on stage during the bonus.....

    some of the funniest shit i've ever heard.... he's screaming "pay her, you fukkin douchebag, I need to see her !!!", "you have a moustouche and a vest, mother fukker, pay her some fukkin' money!!!", "you fukkin' kahksuckers have more f'n money than that, make it fukkin' rain on that ho", "you cheapskate mother fukkers don't know how to treat a fukkin' lady!!!! Fuk you!!!!" as the bonus ended, and shit like that.....

    after watching that vid, I'm starting to like this fukkin' machine..... as I could see me screaming that same shit at those broke dik mother fukkers tippin' that ho.....
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  11. 07-23-18 11:41 AM #11
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    here's the douche bag with the vest and porn stash the guy was screaming at:





    broke mother fukker.....

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  12. 07-23-18 11:52 AM #12
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    "Seven Feathers Hotel Casino Resort."

    They never did dial the Indians into the sportsbook lines? At least not in California.

    Probably no book at Seven Feathers either, right?

    They should offer a real strip club after that slot tease!
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  13. 07-23-18 01:23 PM #13
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    was wondering how you id'd the casino, then finally was able to take my eyes off the hips of that stripping cartoon skank long enough to see the digital message flashing by.....

    did the emcee at the game's strip club really just say "shake that money maker, bitch!"????


    this is definitely the game for me..... I think they still have a machine at Palace Station; gotta go there during Bash Week!
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  14. 07-23-18 01:33 PM #14
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    damn, this video keeps revealing more and more.... at the 2:00 mark the f'n dikweed in the vest starts jerking off in his seat......

    I retract my original post statement, JJ, and now it is your mission to find this machine for me in vegas next month.....
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