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the fukkin miss america contest.....

that stupid bitch gretchen carlson was told to stand the fuk down because she was turning a beauty pageant into and ugly fukkin ho pageant, which people with business smarts started to realize was going to put the stupid fukkin' pageant out of business for the simple reason no one would pay if there aren't in the words of Morris Day, "some asses wiggling, I want some perfection".....

thank God for that, and to abc news for showing just how frisky the goddam swimsuit pageant had become in recent years.... bitches practically running out on to the runway, shakin' their and asses while they speed-walked giving sexy stares at the camera.....

as I generally never watch the damn thing due to only focusing on women that I can bang in my life, I have to admit I was impressed with what I saw in the swimsuit competition clips they showed.....

akin to these:

(sorry for that bachelor fukstick being on this clip, they didn' t have that hook-nosed mother fukker on abc this morning -- and I apologize in advance that these contestant whores aren't wearing scrunch backs, the only kind of bikini bottom I want to see on a bitch, but it's the attitude of a few of these that gets me off, hannah roberts comes to mind):





without this phase of the show, no city wants it, no state official wants it, and no one other than me-too movement skanks wants it.....

fire that carlson whore immediately, and the the asses wiggling, jiggling, and perfection back on track....




these bitches just don't seem to realize how valuable my time is......


ps... I still can't get the vision of some of those baggy bikini bottoms out of my head, but whatever.....

here's how a bikini ass is supposed to look:

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ps.... let me take over the goddam pageant, it would consist of a face shot of each babe, and then two hours of each contestant performing the "necessary skills challenge", consisting of two hours of all 50 contestants doing this on stage:





50 split screen shots, with the state they represent over the bouncing ass, with online voting/call in voting "live results" in a tiny box to the upper right of each of the fifty screens..... (so we could see which ass, I mean, uh, "contestant", was leading the pageant).....

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once a babe's vote tally was tailoring off, getting too few votes, have some guys remove them from the stage in this fashion, as they protested their removal from the contest:

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and then, after two hours of asses bouncing "perfection", five minutes of wiggling/bouncing freestyle competition.....:




(obviously, in teeny weeny bikini tops.... imagine the cantelopes above in a string bikini goin' wild like that..... she's a potential winner for sure).....

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wow.... just watched the whole video above from the contest, and saw the sour puss looks and stoic disgust exhibited by the goddam female judges and that gay jonas dude..... that disgusts me......

my judging panel would have to lie on the stage, on their backs, with 100 dollar bills in their mouths, with extra points goin to the babes that could snatch the c-notes from the judges' mouths with their ass cheeks......

and if the judges weren't smiling as they were up there, they'd get the "jerome treatment" as well.......

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fuk it, I may pitch my Miss DonkLand Beauty Pageant idea to Trump.....

[Clutchut12]

Donk u ruin all these hot ass girl pics with ur avatar. My eyes hurt so bad from looking at that ugly sob u have in ur avatar that i cant enjoy these gorgous babes!!

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schedule of 3 hour "Miss DonkLand Beauty Pageant":

Introduction of babes, in scrunch back botton swimsuits: 0:00-10:00



ass bouncing competition: 10:01-40:01









SLOW-Motion tit bouncing competition: 40:02 - 1:05:03





side of hot tub slow motion competition: 1:05:04 - 1:40:00










side boob display competition: 1:40:01 - 2:00:00





twerking competition (top 15 finalists only): 2:00:01 - 2:30:00









interview portion (only two questions, all contestants same two questions -- 1. describe in graphic detail your wildest sexual encounter; and 2. will you ride LaDonk's crank at the after party?***): 2:30:01 - 2:55:00

final vote tabulations: 2:55:01-2:59:00

announce winner: 2:59:01-3:00:00

*** note to all judges, affirmative response to question no. 2 counts for 90 percent of the ENTIRE competition points....

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IF Trump isn't completely sold on the line up above, we can substitute in the following competitions:'


1. Pelvic thrust comp:








2. Keilbasa comp:





and even some of this for a "humorous edge":




3. girl on girl ass spanking comp:












4. Masturbatory technique comp:




5. girl on girl strap-on comp:

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6. and the finale, where trump and I grab em by the pussy comp:

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old man LaDonk in intense preparation to pitch pageant idea to Trump:

[sourtwist]

Ho lee fuk

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early leader in pageant.....




followed by:




and trailing only by a smidge in 3rd:




and currently in last place: