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Out on the ranch today.... recruiting new maids/yard-ranch workers:
have to burn some brush and set up some blinds today.....
after my last "capturee" escaped while the wife and I slept, I am now putting a little more effort into finding her replacement.....
set up a "green cards here!" sign at the front gate, and am blaring this tune through some bose 901's set up on the front porch of the ranch house as I lie in wait for some illegals to come through on their way to H-town......
damn that music is sweet.... that one vato plays a mean f'n tuba.....
so far, only a couple of female hood rats on the Prarie View A&M cross-country team have trotted by.....
I immediately jammed this track on to try and woo them onto the ranch.....
pretty "in-shape" bitches....
may have to hit em with the tranq gun to nail their once-frisky bubble asses......
channelling my inner-cosby......
any sbr'ers out near Waller feel free to drop in.....
my nephew is headed this way with what he described as some "dank-ass shit"......
two more cross country'ers ran by, so I jumped in the six wheeler, raced to the gate, and flashed em the white stallion......
here's an overhead on how to get out here.....
just come down cameron road and listen for the goddam music..... if you get to the washed out bridge or the prairie view campus, you've gone too far......
ps... the front gate is right across from the governor's goat farm......
ps... Yes, I did say the governor's GOAT farm.....
some of those goats across the road are pretty cute, should no wets or cross-country babes want to throw down.....
they'll do in a pinch.....
and my cousin assures me that after you smoke some of the shit he's bringin', you'll be so fukkin' high you'll probably prefer the goats.....
Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-08-18 at 12:36 PM.
same cross country runner-babes actually sprinted by the front gate on their way back to prairie view a&m.....
guess they're off the menu.....
back to trying for wets.....
ps.... we didn't get any hogs in the traps.....
so, there'll be no pig in the ground, but, believe it or not, we'll be dining on cabrito thanks to a former governor of the state of Texas.....
bernie sanders would be proud.....
A bit far or I would be there Donk.
Not that I'm into goats or anything.
I gotta admit, f'n goat while eating goat seems way to Karankawa (s. texas cannibal indians) for even me.....
probably just eat goat, and not, in the words of mike tyson, fornicate with it.....
we think we saw an illegal heading down the road, but only my nephew saw him/her.... he's so high he wasn't sure.... it could've been a stray dog for all I know.....
nevertheless, we're now appealing to what we hope will be some el salvadorian or honduran babes' emotional side with this little diddy:
I'd love to have a beer with Donkan
fun afternoon, lot of work done, blinds set up for the fall; feeders full; opted for some waller county line bar b que instead of one of the neighbor's goats....
no wets or cross country babes were captured or bred.....
can't win em all.....
be back at the house in 33 mins barring any traffic problems.....
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