1. 06-28-18 12:12 PM #36
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    Johhny pros are guys that get income from gambling

    Hey how can I not be a pro if I wear sweats 24 hrs a day????

    We have an edge on the slot machines

    Diggity no
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  2. 06-28-18 02:19 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Johhny pros are guys that get income from gambling

    Hey how can I not be a pro if I wear sweats 24 hrs a day????

    We have an edge on the slot machines

    Diggity no
    Very sound and logical argument. I didn't even think of that. I have a neighbor down the street that looks like he showers about once or twice a year. He's always wearing sweatpants. I used to think he was just a slob... but now... I get the feeling that he's probably a Pro! Next time I see him I'm definitely going to ask him for some gambling tips. Thanks a bunch!
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  3. 06-28-18 02:33 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Very sound and logical argument. I didn't even think of that. I have a neighbor down the street that looks like he showers about once or twice a year. He's always wearing sweatpants. I used to think he was just a slob... but now... I get the feeling that he's probably a Pro! Next time I see him I'm definitely going to ask him for some gambling tips. Thanks a bunch!

    LOL
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  4. 06-28-18 02:35 PM #39
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    The fluctuation will grind you down. Good luck, though.

    FH is the real deal. I've known him since the 80's. We went to Vegas for the first time in 1980.
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  5. 06-28-18 02:38 PM #40
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    Fish, still does this as of today. However I think he drinks most of his profits away now.
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  6. 06-28-18 03:20 PM #41
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    won again

    $20
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  7. 06-28-18 03:30 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    won again

    $20
    We need video of you cashing out bud!!


    Get em!!!
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  8. 06-28-18 03:41 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    won again

    $20
    You need to win $22.31 each day to offset the cost of gas and wear and tear on the city bus
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  9. 06-28-18 07:24 PM #44
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    JJ did you even notice this girl that you walked RIGHT PASSED?


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  10. 06-28-18 07:31 PM #45
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    No

    Not as either


    Well this is easier than I thought I ate twice already tomorrow is day three of easy money
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  11. 06-28-18 07:32 PM #46
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    does somebody write this stuff?

    "going over blueprints"


    this guy makes me laugh even when im down and out. good guy
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  12. 06-28-18 07:33 PM #47
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    6:57am slots.... somebody get this guy to a meeting..... stat
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  13. 06-28-18 07:33 PM #48
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    How are the hamburgers at the casino?

    I see you can have them put an egg on top of the burger.
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  14. 06-28-18 08:35 PM #49
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    youl be rich in no time at all sir. nice
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  15. 06-28-18 08:46 PM #50
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    You'll win big one day but after many many days of dumping $20 a day into those rigged machines...

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 06-28-18 at 08:49 PM.
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  16. 06-28-18 08:48 PM #51
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    jj

    play the mega million slot machine
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  17. 06-28-18 08:58 PM #52
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    Can't even park the car for 20 a day
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  18. 06-28-18 09:03 PM #53
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    $20 a day X 30 days equals $600 a month.. I can think of better things to spend $600 a month on especially if was broke, like paying rent..
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  19. 06-28-18 09:07 PM #54
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    some of you guys forget... JJ is a trust fund baby
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  20. 06-28-18 09:20 PM #55
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    The slot deal is no good!!

    You can’t win $1.00 a day for any amount of time.
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  21. 06-28-18 09:21 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    The slot deal is no good!!

    You can’t win $1.00 a day for any amount of time.
    It’s not like in the old days. Most machines nowadays are tight.
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  22. 06-28-18 09:25 PM #57
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    If you're gonna play slots log onto Bovada and go big early on for about 20 pulls, after the first big win quit if it happens.. You'll be up money.. Just be careful not to get hooked and keep playing that's the trick.. Bovada slots aren't that tight when you don't play them daily and take breaks..
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  23. 06-29-18 07:01 AM #58
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    fishhead hasnt won shit playing slots. its just another nonsense story floating around sbr for thr last 10 yrs.


    the washout loves to gloat we would of seen many pics vids of his big hits if he ever did win anything substanial but you will not find anything.

    just another day dreamer. JJ likes the taste of his tip though
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  24. 06-29-18 07:04 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post

    fishhead hasnt won shit playing slots.

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  25. 06-29-18 08:05 AM #60
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    Slots!!!!!!!!
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  26. 06-29-18 09:01 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    John I know what I am doing, pro here

    I think your not a pro yet
    Glad. Jj. . I'd like to be a pro nl cash player. Maybe. It will be a steady income when I retire.
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  27. 06-29-18 09:11 AM #62
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    Jj. That gal I took to the casino for a blow job two nites ago, she would rub the machine. Hit the bet button to stop the spin early. Tap her fingers on the slot screen, switch from bet button to slot handle. Told me ' you got to know how to play the machine to win. ' fishhead teach you those kind of tricks also? They mite work, she played that $30 for like 2 hours, kind of pissing me off, like I said I was there for the blow job, and didn't myself play one penny. If you are ever in town I can introduce you to her. $30 bux slots and a 2am extra large quarter pounder #11 meal guaranteed blow job.
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  28. 06-29-18 10:19 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
    I check out the progressive on Willy Donna, come back later in the day, see how much it goes up. Won 500 bucks doing that, once.

    Video poker, +$1600 on quarters progressive, +$5000 on dollar progressives
    Usually, machines are due to burst when their progressives get the high. Just a theory
    Although all progressives go positive at some hypothetical point on vp that number depends on the pay table. Also you probably aren’t doing enough scouting as, even with a shit pay table like this one, you will eventually find one to good enough to play ..

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  29. 06-29-18 10:55 AM #64
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  30. 06-29-18 10:58 AM #65
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    JJ, you've now been at this for several days....

    I expect to see you make a video like this any time now:

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  31. 06-29-18 10:58 AM #66
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    lol

    did not go yet today

    walked 4 miles
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  32. 06-29-18 11:30 AM #67
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    As with any game that has a house advantage no matter how you do it, no matter how you play it, if you try to win a million dollars in one spin or if you try to win a dollar a day in the long run you will lose whatever the casino edge is.

    And when I say the long run I mean like 100 human lifetimes.

    That's the illusion of luck.
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  33. 07-06-18 08:42 PM #68
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    As of now even

    I busted out after system working for a while

    Basically was eating like a king and it was free with the $20 profit each day but now it’s back to even after today’s disaster
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  34. 07-07-18 02:46 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Although all progressives go positive at some hypothetical point on vp that number depends on the pay table. Also you probably aren’t doing enough scouting as, even with a shit pay table like this one, you will eventually find one to good enough to play ..

    Wouldn't touch that machine. Progressives like that should only be at dollar machines, not quarters

    Something is definitely wrong with that machine.

    Also, that's an old machine.
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  35. 07-07-18 03:32 AM #70
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    jj is absolutely going to fukk these sluts on the slot machine
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