[Snowball]

This is big farce

u really think they've reversed aging in a matter of fact way

it's not a farce. They mitigated vascular sarcopenia.
https://lifeboat.com/blog/2018/06/ha...-clock-of-time
Last year the Russians developed an artificial antioxidant which greatly affected
the cell decay by boosting mitochondria. They already have eye drops on market
which you can buy and are 2-3 years away from selling the oral.
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/russ...aging-process/
https://www.sk-q.com/

Nobody should be surprised if new therapeutics extend healthy life somewhat in your lifetime.

[Eddy Munny]

Honestly though, who wants to spend more than their allotted time on this planet? I believe in a healthy lifestyle to extend life to a degree, but more so to simply improve quality of life. When it's time for that curtain call, exit stage left.

If given the chance to live to 200, I'd pass in a heartbeat. I'm not suicidal but I don't fear death. I believe life in this realm, and inhabiting this body, is just a chapter in the infinite novel of existence. When this chapter concludes, on to the next one. No need to reread.

Besides, it's not like you'd be spending those 200 years (or whatever number) in the absolute prime of human experience. You'd just be some artificially augmented senior citizen for a good majority of your time. You can cheat death, but you can't conquer it, nor would I want to.

[bonusguy]

Honestly though, who wants to spend more than their allotted time on this planet? I believe in a healthy lifestyle to extend life to a degree, but more so to simply improve quality of life. When it's time for that curtain call, exit stage left.

If given the chance to live to 200, I'd pass in a heartbeat. I'm not suicidal but I don't fear death. I believe life in this realm, and inhabiting this body, is just a chapter in the infinite novel of existence. When this chapter concludes, on to the next one. No need to reread.

Besides, it's not like you'd be spending those 200 years (or whatever number) in the absolute prime of human experience. You'd just be some artificially augmented senior citizen for a good majority of your time. You can cheat death, but you can't conquer it, nor would I want to.

you just know 85% chance you are going to heaven. so its easy for you to say. many ppl fear death and somedays im sure you do too

[Eddy Munny]

you just know 85% chance you are going to heaven. so its easy for you to say. many ppl fear death and somedays im sure you do too

I'm not even sure what this means... and I'm even less sure where you pulled the 85% from. What numbers did you go about crunching to arrive at 85 percent?

[semibluff]

Just what the World needs, a bunch of young male mice chasing after grandma mouse.

Probably merge this thread with the Brigitte Nielsen thread. (wink).

[Nitrogen]

I'm not even sure what this means... and I'm even less sure where you pulled the 85% from. What numbers did you go about crunching to arrive at 85 percent?

It's a complicated formula.

Essentially each letter has a # corresponding to it (it's super secret though and only revealed to some).

You take the total and divide it by your age and the % change you go to heaven is accurate within +/- 50%

G = General Spiritual Well Being
O = Ordinary behavior towards humans and animals
D = Deeds towards family (good vs. bad)
I = Incidents of kindness vs. harm
S = Societal benefit to your actions
F = Friends who you've helped regain their faith/path
A = Acts of charity to strangers
K = Keeping the sabbath holy
E = Everything else religions make up to complete their own formula to keep people believing that grandma is watching them, except when they're jerkin it or banging that 7 who turns into a 2 in the morning.

[johnnyvegas13]

If this actually works then how long have the mice lived for ?

[BigBusiness]

Honestly though, who wants to spend more than their allotted time on this planet? I believe in a healthy lifestyle to extend life to a degree, but more so to simply improve quality of life. When it's time for that curtain call, exit stage left.

If given the chance to live to 200, I'd pass in a heartbeat. I'm not suicidal but I don't fear death. I believe life in this realm, and inhabiting this body, is just a chapter in the infinite novel of existence. When this chapter concludes, on to the next one. No need to reread.

Besides, it's not like you'd be spending those 200 years (or whatever number) in the absolute prime of human experience. You'd just be some artificially augmented senior citizen for a good majority of your time. You can cheat death, but you can't conquer it, nor would I want to.

Me neither. I honestly do not understand why some people fear death. I can understand people not wanting to die as they are the only ones that bring in the income to the family, but I don't understand people being scared of death itself. Death is as natural as breathing.

Many great men and women throughout history have embraced death with open arms. When my time comes, I will also embrace it with open arms.

You keep your head up like a man and walk through those doors.

[Eddy Munny]

It's a complicated formula.

Essentially each letter has a # corresponding to it (it's super secret though and only revealed to some).

You take the total and divide it by your age and the % change you go to heaven is accurate within +/- 50%

G = General Spiritual Well Being
O = Ordinary behavior towards humans and animals
D = Deeds towards family (good vs. bad)
I = Incidents of kindness vs. harm
S = Societal benefit to your actions
F = Friends who you've helped regain their faith/path
A = Acts of charity to strangers
K = Keeping the sabbath holy
E = Everything else religions make up to complete their own formula to keep people believing that grandma is watching them, except when they're jerkin it or banging that 7 who turns into a 2 in the morning.

[Eddy Munny]

If this actually works then how long have the mice lived for ?

Just long enough to finish off those Doritos crumbs under your futon and take a shit in your pillowslip.

[johnnyvegas13]

Just long enough to finish off those Doritos crumbs under your futon and take a shit in your pillowslip.

I actually do have a futon

[Eddy Munny]

I actually do have a futon

And you do eat Doritos. Don't worry, I did my homework.

[johnnyvegas13]

I don't buy Doritos

but someone one did bring a bag over while ago

so it's plausible

[Eddy Munny]

Me neither. I honestly do not understand why some people fear death. I can understand people not wanting to die as they are the only ones that bring in the income to the family, but I don't understand people being scared of death itself. Death is as natural as breathing.

Many great men and women throughout history have embraced death with open arms. When my time comes, I will also embrace it with open arms.

You keep your head up like a man and walk through those doors.

Spoken like a man with Pac as his avatar. I think it's a shame he died so young though. He had a wealth of wisdom beyond his years. I believe he could have made an excellent politician but probably would've never been allowed to assume any office of consequence because he held too much sway over the masses and spoke too many unsettling truths.

[Nitrogen]

Benjamin button

Watching it again tonight. Never gets old.

[The Giant]

Can you imagine being 150 years old, and how hard that would be dragging around our balls?

Pass.

[grease lightnin]

Can you imagine being 150 years old, and how hard that would be dragging around our balls?

Pass.

They would have to change out all the toilets.

[bonusguy]

85% chance. 15% doubt

thats what it feels like to me. i remember professor glines at fellowship academy admitting that he too sometimes has doubt

[JMobile]

After 10 years, somebody else will have a similar drug.

[Eddy Munny]

85% chance. 15% doubt

thats what it feels like to me. i remember professor glines at fellowship academy admitting that he too sometimes has doubt

Yeah he probably had 85% doubt that your brain had enough neural connections to power a hamster wheel.

[johnnyvegas13]

Yeah he probably had 85% doubt that your brain had enough neural connections to power a hamster wheel.

Do u just like insulting everyone ?

[bonusguy]

im just very nervous. im a nervous guy. would be nice to be normal. not happening

best i can do i go totally sober and workout but i need a few days

[Eddy Munny]

Do u just like insulting everyone ?

[johnnyvegas13]

A Willy winks gif

uh ok

[bonusguy]

this world cup is creeping me out. getting stiffed by 5dimes is weighing on me. if i get a payout soon then all will be good. if i get stiffed soon then i have to accept it. move on. either way im in good shape i have to remember that

[Eddy Munny]

A Willy winks gif

uh ok

Don't knock my gif game, bruh. Don't you dare.

[Kermit]

[Nitrogen]

either way im in good shape i have to remember that

85% chance you're not

[BigBusiness]

85% chance you're not

That's not very nice.....

[JIBBBY]

That would be something if true.. I remember years ago they said the anti aging chemical in red wine called resveratrol worked.. That was a load of shiiit.. I drink red wine every night and I'm not getting any younger..

Everybody including me would love to find the fountain of youth and reverse or slow down the aging process.. Getting old physically sucks!!!!

Best drugs out there illegally are HGH and Testosterone shots... I'll keep an eye on this study link you provided though... Thanks BIGbusiness for sharing..



Down side to this is that we would really experience world over population in a hurry if legit though...

[Nitrogen]

That's not very nice.....

Hey...that glass is still 15% full for him.

Go Team 15%!

[JIBBBY]

Can you imagine being 150 years old, and how hard that would be dragging around our balls?

Pass.

[Eddy Munny]

Why is the title printed on the back cover of the book while the front cover is blank? I doubt that's even a real book. That horny lil bastard is probably just using it to conceal the skin rag he's peeping.

[2daBank]

Why is the title printed on the back cover of the book while the front cover is blank? I doubt that's even a real book. That horny lil bastard is probably just using it to conceal the skin rag he's peeping.

You doubt the book depicted in a comic pic is real? Let me ease your mind bro, it absolutely not a real book!! It a cartoon! Lol

[Eddy Munny]

You doubt the book depicted in a comic pic is real? Let me ease your mind bro, it absolutely not a real book!! It a cartoon! Lol

You must be one of those lunatic, tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists, always questioning the validity of everything.