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    THANK YOU, FLORIDA! (Haven't said that in a while, needed to reiterate it)

    As my beautiful wife and I will in all likelihood retire in Volusia County, Florida, I just wanted to say "thanks again" for what my future neighbors did back in November, 2016......

    beautiful to watch:

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    ps... Kudos to the land of JJ Watt, as well.....

    vids even better than the florida one.....


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    It was the greatest night in American History

    The man is turning around this Country

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    and of course, the beautiful morning after!!!!:


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    Donk, those cans in your avatar are amazing.

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    2020 he is going to run away with it

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    quick question for hiLIARy.....:

    "hey, hiLIARy, did you get your fat cellulite-covered ass handed to you in the 2016 presidential election?"


    her response:


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    Why in the world would you want to retire in volusia county

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    Le Donk is coming to florida, Lord help us

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    Why Volusia?

    Looking there myself, stuff not appreciating as well as South and Gulf Coast...

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    I never get tired of watching those election night clips. Some of those "journalists" are near tears in many of them.

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    Love watching the Liberals cry in all those videos. Can’t get enough of ‘em.

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    He is such a great president

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    Very entertaining!

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    Donker you are going to trigger and melt a lot of clowns here

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    You'll fit right in.

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    Sweaty humid summers, huricanes, mojitos with enough rum to hide the stale mint flavor, what's not to like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff41 View Post
    Sweaty humid summers, huricanes, mojitos with enough rum to hide the stale mint flavor, what's not to like?
    ur not lying about humidity, walk from the house to the mailbox and i'm soaked humidity is a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    ur not lying about humidity, walk from the house to the mailbox and i'm soaked humidity is a bitch
    hot

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    Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

    It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

    Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

    But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Why in the world would you want to retire in volusia county
    wife's family is from there, her dad is leaving her like 5-6 rental properties and a righteous house; will probably pick up a weekend BUNGalow in new smyrna.....

    she still has freinds and family there..... in deland

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

    It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

    Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

    But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.
    mike, if we meet, I can assure you that you and I will go to the hospital together.....


    so the doctor can take my foot out of your ass.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

    It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

    Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

    But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.
    Mike, try a glass of warm milk before you go to bed. It will settle you down and help you sleep peacefully.

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    I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

    Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

    Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

    Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

    Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!

    Probably some of the finest beaches anywhere

    Def a tourist trap though and a zoo during spring break, many locals bail for spring break and head for Jackson Hole

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    Wife and I live in Brevard County. Both voted Trump. Some results showed that our county was one of a few in country that actually swung it his way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Probably some of the finest beaches anywhere

    Def a tourist trap though and a zoo during spring break, many locals bail for spring break and head for Jackson Hole
    I know I've been there 3 times in my life time.. Beaches are unreal.. The humidity in summer I could do with out but I suppose you get use to it... I'd live further down the coast.. I liked a quiet little town called Hollywood about 20 or 30 minute drive down the coast from Destin.. I hate the name of that town but I liked the town itself.... ...

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    daytona is the only place in florida that is good. because the beach is HUGE. both length and width

    lived there for 10 years. yes it gets very very hot and humid but i was across the street from the beach and nothing beats 80 degree water temps in the ocean when its hot and humid out

    bad parts of volusia however, very bad and dangerous

    chipper jones if from deland

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I know I've been there 3 times in my life time.. Beaches are unreal.. The humidity in summer I could do with out but I suppose you get use to it... I'd live further down the coast.. I liked a quiet little town called Hollywood about 20 or 30 minute drive down the coast from Destin.. I hate the name of that town but I liked the town itself.... ...
    I stayed down there a few months back in the mid 90’s doing some work, I had a fukking blast. Unfortunately I didnt appreciate how beautiful the beaches were back then because I didnt have a lot to compare to, and was too busy chasing skirt. Maybe I’ll be chasing tail again there one day with you when we’re in our 70’s and we’ll be debating who was better Trump or Obama while bitching about whoever the president is in 2048

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    Lake Mary always rates as one of the best cities to live in USA. Sanford is a little dicey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

    Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

    Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!


    Sweety, the whole Gulf coast is like that! You do have your touristy spots such as PCB, Destin now (that's only been in the past 10 years), and on up into AL. The beaches in MS have that same sugar white sand. The biggest difference is the water is a brown color from where it meets up with the MS river. And you do sort of get use to the humidity. Spring starts in February and winter doesn't start until December.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Sweety, the whole Gulf coast is like that! You do have your touristy spots such as PCB, Destin now (that's only been in the past 10 years), and on up into AL. The beaches in MS have that same sugar white sand. The biggest difference is the water is a brown color from where it meets up with the MS river. And you do sort of get use to the humidity. Spring starts in February and winter doesn't start until December.
    BadNina My favorite gal on the forum..

    I reads ya, I've been up and down the Florida coast over the years.. The humidity in the summer and the Hurricane threat every year is a downer for sure.. ...

    Southern Cal has the earth quake threat going on though where I live now.. Big earthquakes are no fun trust me.. We're due now for another, it's been a while..

    No happy weather place on earth.. Gotta deal..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    daytona is the only place in florida that is good.

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