1. 06-19-18 07:12 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by el terrible View Post
    i don't know about all the time, but when she comes to bed, she's ready for anything
    atm ?
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    pics say 2008
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  3. 06-19-18 07:19 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Prettiest girl in school (with a 4500 student body) Prom, Queen, head cheerleader and everything. She was a senior, I was a Junior and she chased me. Got her pregnant on Prom night, had the baby the second mt St Helens blew up...

    Hotter than hell- the short one
    Who is the girl on the left???
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  4. 06-19-18 07:20 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    pics say 2008
    Still hot

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  5. 06-19-18 07:21 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Who is the girl on the left???
    The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
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  6. 06-19-18 07:25 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
    El Burrito, lets do a double date.

    You and your wife.

    Me and the movie star.

    You pay the bill.
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  7. 06-19-18 07:25 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
    We were sitting around after Christmas dinner one year and that movie was on and the scene was at some Vegas pool- She went to UNLV and some high end Hotels used to pay her $600 for her and others to sit around the pool in her freshman year, so I say "have you ever been to that pool?" and she says "dad, I'm in this movie" and i'm like "what?" My daughter was bothered that I didn't know so I yelled at my wife "Why didn't you tell me she was in this movie!!!"
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  8. 06-19-18 07:27 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    El Burrito, lets do a double date.

    You and your wife.

    Me and the movie star.

    You pay the bill.
    She's married to a multi millioniare and dated a billionaire for 5 or 6 years, so...

    Although your a great guy...you might not be up to her standards
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
    which one heather graham
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  10. 06-19-18 07:35 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    She's married to a multi millioniare and dated a billionaire for 5 or 6 years, so...

    Although your a great guy...you might not be up to her standards
    Damnit man.

    You just crushed my heart.

    I'm going to rent The Hangover tonight.
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    rachel harris
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  12. 06-19-18 07:43 PM #47
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    Lets change the subject guys..I have two stalkers here at SBR

    I don't want anyone figuring out who i am- They'll give my stores and restaurants bad reviews, and possibly slaughter us in our sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Lets change the subject guys..I have two stalkers here at SBR

    I don't want anyone figuring out who i am- They'll give my stores and restaurants bad reviews, and possibly slaughter us in our sleep
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  14. 06-19-18 08:19 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    well ya never know, anybody that gets upset with you and follows you around on every thread is definately unstable and capable of almost anything.. You know before I was the President of a Labor union I was the EAP guy. People came to me when they got fired, and if they had a problem (marriage drugs alcohol or whatever) I could get them thier jobs back if we solved the problem... They had to be honest with me and tell me thier deepest darkest secrets so i've heard it all and seen it all. People are f*cked up

    One time a guy came in after being fired for missing work- His wife dumped him and he was drinking a lot. I tried to cheer him up by telling him "you're a good guy, she'll be back" and he said "no she won't she caught me f*cking the dog". Yikes! How do you handle that? So I said "big dog or small dog?" and he said "big" so I said "boy dog or girl dog?" and he said "girl" so I said "we'll thats not so bad then"
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    Thank goodness it was a female dog.

    I was worried you were going to tell me the guy was gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Thank goodness it was a female dog.

    I was worried you were going to tell me the guy was gay.
    I was lookin for anything positive..The guy was suicidal
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  17. 06-19-18 08:51 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    atm ?
    Absolutely not..Anything within reason
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    Well, this thread took off.
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    Are those your shart plays of the day?
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  20. 06-20-18 09:10 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Prettiest girl in school (with a 4500 student body) Prom, Queen, head cheerleader and everything. She was a senior, I was a Junior and she chased me. Got her pregnant on Prom night, had the baby the second mt St Helens blew up...

    Hotter than hell- the short one
    Lolol a picture from 10 years ago.Cant see the girls face, hell you know the bitch must have a butterface because if she was hot and this dude had any balls left too him he would be banging that little oompa loompa day in and day out instead of posting here 700 times a day.Like i said el terrible is like the little kid in the episode of Southpark who sat in front of his computer all day and waited for people to post on his dumbass comments. What a fkin tool.
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  21. 06-20-18 11:40 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    atm ?
    and stp....

    babes love how nasty they feel when you stp em.......
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    Whats STP?

    Shitter to puss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Whats STP?

    Shitter to puss?
    Lololol knowing donk thats probably it
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  24. 06-20-18 04:27 PM #59
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    OP isn't kidding. I guarantee he farted at least once in his life and crapped in his pants. Just like everyone in the world picks their nose and has at least touched the outer edge of their butt crack. It's human nature. Yuck.

    I bet Prince Harry has flung a booger before.
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    Prince Harry still rolls and flings boogers, to this day.

    Why quit now?
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  26. 06-20-18 05:38 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Whats STP?

    Shitter to puss?

    Stink to Pink, diggity.....

    how the fuk did you not know that terminology????

    tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....

    oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)

    once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....

    these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....
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  28. 06-20-18 06:02 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Stink to Pink, diggity.....

    how the fuk did you not know that terminology????

    tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....

    oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)

    once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....

    these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....
    Maybe these kids are, but I'm not impressed by you knowing all the hip sex terms..In fact its gross- that you know them. I'm no prude, but youre probably disgusting sexual deviant who goes both ways. Youre the kind of guy that leaves dumb comments at X-Video..Like "oh you're so hot" and stupid stuff like that


    Just my opinion, for whatever it's worth

    Voice of experience
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