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    Bostongambler
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    A day in the life of HUAD

    7:00 am . After not sleeping for 48 hours cooks himself a nice snake eggs & possum pancakes.

    8:00 am. Snorts 8 ball just to get day started.

    9:15. Gets the call from Escobar ( leader of local drug cartel) and is informed of address of undesirable who owes drug money.

    10:15 am. Arrives at address ( 3rd hut on right down dirt path) and proceeds to take a lead pipe to the knees of drug dependent peasant demanding he pays up. Drug dependent lost soul works out a barter system with HUAD. He trades 3 car tires and a sling shot for last fix.

    12:15. Lunch. Weeds & tree bark

    1:00pm Snorts another 8 Ball.

    1:15-3:15. Tries to hit up local merchants for protection money and tells them he will burn down there shops if they don’t comply.

    5:00.pm . After a full day of criminal activity he stands on the corner with can and collects for the United way.

    7:30pm as darkness sets in he begins to hunt for dinner.

    10:00. More coke and sits back reminiscing on what a nice day and good deed he did by collecting for United way.

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    i can only imagine HUAD walking around CR high as a kite

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    Can I get the recipe for the opossum pancakes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post


    i can only imagine HUAD walking around CR high as a kite


    would you suck his rooster if you found him passed out all alone ?

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    He banned again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    He banned again?
    What did he do now?

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    I'm not one of the HUAD haters but this was entertaining

    12:15. Lunch. Weeds & tree bark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    What did he do now?
    Didn't see anything that would warrant a banning but i could have missed something

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Can I get the recipe for the opossum pancakes?
    Those pancakes do sound delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    would you suck his rooster if you found him passed out all alone ?
    nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Didn't see anything that would warrant a banning but i could have missed something
    Man, this forum is a disgrace on all aspects... there's a bounty on my head... basically got banned for saying "go f*** yourself" to Sam Odom, which he deserves for being an idiot 90% of the time. Seems some mods dont even know how to use the SBR forum banning tools properly, because when one of the mods thats been here for years ban me, they do it in a way I can use the SBR Book. When Hman or Drew do it (who have been only here for a few months) I cant even see the forum I just get the ban message, cant see SBR book or nothing.

    This place is a mess, and there are some trigger happy fukks waiting to ruin it for some. Rudy was right all along.

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    Glad your back HUAD 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Glad your back HUAD 
    thanks pal doubt it will be for long... I'm fukkin angry at some of the mods here... angry as in would kick some ass if given the chance; angry at some posters too as well...

    place is dead for me pretty much

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    thanks pal doubt it will be for long... I'm fukkin angry at some of the mods here... angry as in would kick some ass if given the chance; angry at some posters too as well...

    place is dead for me pretty much
    Let it go HUAD. Chill out. It ain't that serious Imo.

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    Make your final farewell thread for the 10th time and gtfo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    Let it go HUAD. Chill out. It ain't that serious Imo.
    yeah you are right easy and thats why I just dont see myself further supporting this corrupt forum/site

    ill post here and there but... posting picks and all the other shit, they have shills for that, losing shills like footie; and forum is so brainwashed lots follow like mindless sheep

    is depressing and not worth my time, ill still shoot the shit with you and other like minded people... I just want the forum people here to know I'm onto them and I know EXACTLY what type of people they are deep inside... where do their priorities lie and that selling their soul aint no hassle for some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    yeah you are right easy and thats why I just dont see myself further supporting this corrupt forum/site

    ill post here and there but... posting picks and all the other shit, they have shills for that, losing shills like footie; and forum is so brainwashed lots follow like mindless sheep

    is depressing and not worth my time, ill still shoot the shit with you and other like minded people... I just want the forum people here to know I'm onto them and I know EXACTLY what type of people they are deep inside... where do their priorities lie and that selling their soul aint no hassle for some.
    Alright Hurry. I guess you have to do what you think is best. GL.

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    Corrupt lol

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    Nice work Bosston.

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    Need to clear out the clowns
    NCAA football money is closing in

    Good job fellas

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