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    Seaweed
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    Staying in a Motel Overnight...Do You Guys go Under the covers?

    Im worried about bed bugs

    How do i check?

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    if you bring bed bugs back it will ruin your house/apt

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    Weed...I only stay in top of the line places 365 days a year....stay out of motels

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    if you bring bed bugs back it will ruin your parents basement
    Fixed

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    haha true funnty

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    What that hell is wrong with this guy

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    Im sleeping on floor

    Dont trust bed

    Gross

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    also they crawl into your bags. just keep your bag up high and always zippered up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Im sleeping on floor

    Dont trust bed

    Gross
    You must be staying in a roach Motel? NO? How much you paying? Have Fun.

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    Don't bring bed bugs to SBR!!!!

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    You must be staying in a roach Motel? NO? How much you paying? Have Fun.
    $25

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    Why waste 25 bucks, just sleep in your car...

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    Please keep the Motel clean from bed bugs and stay away from the bed.

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    Weeder how much is your room per night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    $25
    For that price watch out for the Ladies of the evening pulling Tricks.

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    I been traveling for like maybe 7-8 years perpetually (including many dives on the nights I occasionally get stuck paying for a room) and, if I ever been where there were bed bugs, they didn’t get in my bag.

    BTW this has zero to do with the quality of the hotel. I can remember hearing about several high end hotels in Vegas that had them. Obviously one would hope higher end places would be quicker to deal with an outbreak but bed bugs don’t give a shit about how many stars a hotel has.

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    how are the canadian ladies of the night

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    Just crossed the street to gas station to get beef patty

    Next door is Diamonds stripclub

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    I sleep in the bathtub.

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    Gonna place bets all night and maybe sleep a few hours

    Just needed a roof tonight for one night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I sleep in the bathtub.
    There is no bathtub

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    Sleeping on the floor may not help. They can jump on you or your luggage. The only place that is safe is usually the bathroom.

    Pull back the sheets and check the corners and edges of the mattress.
    Last edited by xKMACKx; 06-01-18 at 08:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKMACKx View Post
    Sleeping on the floor may not help. They can jump on you or your luggage. The only place that is safe is usually the bathroom.

    Pull back the sheets and check the corners and edges of the mattress.
    Thanks

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    Seeders, bathroom floor it is

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    Weeds you said you’re like 68? I have to ask


    Over or under you’ve banged 5 chicks your entire life? You’re either the king of slaying vag or none at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    How do i check?
    Very easy to check...

    Buy some powered Sugar and sprinkle it all over your nuts. Roll back and forth across the bed sheets dragging your nuts in the process. After 10 minutes, Squat on the toilet and see if you see any bed bugs jumping off your nuts into the toilet bowl. No bugs detected, you are home free.


    You can also substitute gasoline and a match for powered sugar. Mmmm, barbecued Bed Bugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Gonna place bets all night and maybe sleep a few hours

    Just needed a roof tonight for one night
    Weeder, did your wife kick you out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ans61201 View Post
    Weeds you said you’re like 68? I have to ask


    Over or under you’ve banged 5 chicks your entire life? You’re either the king of slaying vag or none at all
    That was a typo i meant 6’8 in height

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    $25


    Yes. Sleep on the floor.

    You will probably still get bed bugs but not as bad.

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    Seaweed, if you sleep on the floor, you'll get ringworm.

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    Get a UV light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    Get a UV light.
    If he does this he will probably sleep in the parking lot.

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