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    Auto Donk
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    for you holy rollers, a serious question: How do you envision heaven?

    haven't been to church in a while myself, but, getting in touch with my religious side, I'm pretty sure this is it.....




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    hell, on the other hand.....

    I fear it.....

    a f'n ETERNITY of this:



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    recap.....

    Donk in heaven (with wife)....



    (contemplating, as we lounge on a heavenly tropical beach, our devine menu of which one of these angels will join us for the night -- two on sundays):




    and then there's my birthday in heaven:






    and lastly, holloween in heaven:




    and if I screw up in heaven, by say, indulging in two angels on saturday night instead of waiting til sunday:




    screw up a second time, a decade with this:





    what Donk would deal with for an ETERNITY in hell:





    and, of course,that middle ground of pergatory, if one should be so unfortunate as to have to spend a couple of decades or centuries there:





    murder someone on this earth, get "special treatment" in hell from these three demons:


    first, the tatted up demon bear:




    second, and ass-bangin' from this demon:




    and lastly, of course, the bear's submissive demon bitch, ol wavesypoo himself, on loan from pergatory:

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