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    jjgold
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    Shaefer you back in the streets????

    What is your new game now..lets open massage parlor in Allentown

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shaefer you back in the streets????

    What is your new game now..lets open massage parlor in Allentown
    Yessir...free as a bird. From one Jersey guy to another come down here to the southern Appalachians. Restarting bookmaking operation from the ground up and I need a few guys. You could make Tennessee a touchdown favorite in Tuscaloosa and these stupid pricks would still bet their trailers and crystal meth on their Vols. Paradise.

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    Shaeferyou had a rough life mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Shaeferyou had a rough life mate
    Nah slayer I've lived brother. I've had it all, then lost it all. Honed my handicapping skills behind bars so I could hit the ground running again on day 1. Hit a three teamer yesterday (Padres RRL, Caps ML, Celtics -1.5) that paid 11.6 to 1 so I'm off to a good start. I'll be back on top soon. Waiting to pop a line the second it comes out this morning. Going to see how posting a thread on it works. In the past, posted plays always lost. We'll see. Feel good about this one.

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    Schaffy do you have a gun man?????????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Schaffy do you have a gun man?????????????????????
    With a serial number? No.

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    Thanks Schaefer

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    jj looking for soldiers, i hear the pay isn't so good though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I don’t know about anything around Pennsylvania actually I just got here


    I was in Allentown today looking for escorts didn’t see any


    I heard that bakeriy pretty good
    Downtown Easton was full of hotties on Sunday. Seems like a good touristy type places broads like.

    Lady was punching me left and right for scoping the dames.

    I'll pm you when we roll out or are you in the area today?

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    I got caught in a wind tunnel in hicktown,pa

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    it's no surprise he keeps yelling "kahksucker" throughout the video

    trying to coax homos out from the bushes for some fun.....

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    Auto I rather use the College students at Lehigh University pre-law instead of you to handle my cases

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto I rather use the College students at Lehigh University pre-law instead of you to handle my cases
    good choice, JJ.....

    just show up at the bash so I can jam a copy of Black's law dictionary up your ass....


    maybe your crzcker jack law students can make a case of res ipsa loquitor on your behalf....

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    Auto you have over stepped your boundaries

    It is slang here Lehigh Valley

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto you have over stepped your boundaries

    It is slang here Lehigh Valley

    boundaries gave up on me a long time ago.....

    now spread your cheeks and hammer away at that pathetic gherkin your packin'.....

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    I am going to slam 23 year old pussy in Vegas

    Mainly escorts, strippers and runway chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am going to slam 23 year old pussy in Vegas

    Mainly escorts, strippers and runway chicks

    about f'n time you got your f'n head on straight.....

    so I guess we can cancel the bird watching trip presently scheduled for 8-25?

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    yes

    Auto will you be buying me a steak if I come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am going to slam 23 year old pussy in Vegas

    Mainly escorts, strippers and runway chicks
    Atta boy. What I'd pay to have a night out with JJ, Loshak, hookers, blow, and cashing tickets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am going to slam 23 year old pussy in Vegas

    Mainly escorts, strippers and runway chicks
    JJ are you for real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    about f'n time you got your f'n head on straight.....

    so I guess we can cancel the bird watching trip presently scheduled for 8-25?
    Last edited by TheSchafe; 05-24-18 at 05:12 PM. Reason: Goddamn emoji

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    Slayer yes

    Schaeffer meet me in Allentown

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    Hit me up on the 276 line Michael Jack

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    I could hang out with this Schafe kid for sure. I’m planning an Allentown visit soon so let’s get the locals together for some good old fashioned bird watching fun

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    I love steak and pussy

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    So JJ, how long did you "nature walk" until the owner came out and ran you off for trespassing? Seriously though, nice scenery, looks pretty relaxing dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I could hang out with this Schafe kid for sure. I’m planning an Allentown visit soon so let’s get the locals together for some good old fashioned bird watching fun
    I'm 8 hours away now, I'd why Corbin thinks I'm still in Jersey, but I'm down. Bunch of banged up fukks out for a night on the town! Hahaha

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    Booya we had a guy in the joint that was just like JJ. I called him Corbin one day and it stuck. True story.
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    Lol

    Classic

    Mike Corbin

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    I like this scumbag that just got out of the joint. Jj, send a car for me.

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    Middle Pa clowns

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    Let's meet up at the borg and wreck some shit

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    Ok, but I'm staying and playing at Harrahs. An alcoholic could go through the 10 steps or whatever by the time the booze wench crawls back with the drinks at borgata.

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    Booze hooker *

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    Hit 3 team pars back to back nights Corbin. Fresh out of jail and got a bankroll to fire away with now! Still waiting on that call let's set up a shop. We'll rule the Alleghenies and Lehigh Valley

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