View Poll Results: Who is the biggest liar at SBR? In alphabetical order:

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  • Dante1

    5 13.16%

  • Funnyb25

    4 10.53%

  • Mikejamm

    7 18.42%

  • USCPhillguy

    12 31.58%

  • Vitterd

    10 26.32%
  1. 05-16-18 08:18 PM #71
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    simmer down Donker cmon pal stop trolling, who cares?

    WE GOT GAMES
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  2. 05-16-18 08:55 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I have never once in my life asked a woman "can i give it to you up the ass" or anything similar to that.... they all wanted to try it, mostly out of a curiosity to see if they could take it, or because they were already anal freaks when I met them (most women are)....

    the notion that kracken couldn't fit his junk in a woman's ass is laughable, as women take Shorty Mac up the ass with ease....

    the only reason women have told kracken "no" or "it won't fit" when it comes to their asses is simply that they DON'T WANT HIS KAHK up their asses, for whatever reason....

    probably because he's a fukkin' male nurse..... AND nothing to look at.... AND unable to get their anal engines started for whatever reason, ie., lack of sexual game.....
    All Im saying is you've had a lot of anal sex and it has nothing to do with "skill"

    I've tried and they just couldn't take it

    Says more about you than me...

    Im most likely misreading who it was taking the big cawk in your stories, hope you don't end up with a red sock soon
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  3. 05-16-18 08:56 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    simmer down Donker cmon pal stop trolling, who cares?

    WE GOT GAMES
    He's not trolling, jts and eddy are trolling.
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  4. 05-16-18 10:25 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    All Im saying is you've had a lot of anal sex and it has nothing to do with "skill"

    I've tried and they just couldn't take it

    Says more about you than me...

    Im most likely misreading who it was taking the big cawk in your stories, hope you don't end up with a red sock soon
    you've proven your either an incompetent lover or just lame.... stfu,,... any woman COULD take uyour kahk back door, you dumbass.... they just DON'T WANT your shit back door.... that says way more about your lame ass than it does me....



    step your f'n game up, Male Nurse.....
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  5. 05-16-18 10:32 PM #75
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    Pipe down pencil dick

    I'm happy for you that every ass hole on the face of the earth can accommodate your #2, unfortunately I don't share in that luxury

    Lets just agree to agree that you're average at best and I'm bigger than average, and move the fukk on
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  6. 05-16-18 10:34 PM #76
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    LOL everyone is at war on this forum including me
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  7. 05-16-18 10:40 PM #77
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    I am chilling, not at war at the moment

    Got rid of Rudy and things been peaceful on the Hurry front.
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  8. 05-17-18 08:18 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I am chilling, not at war at the moment

    Got rid of Rudy and things been peaceful on the Hurry front.
    You moron
    You are over at the cess pool e battling at every chance
    You have serious mental issues
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  9. 05-17-18 08:59 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    LOL everyone is at war on this forum including me
    yeah, I feel like a bully tho, in a real lose-lose situation, as I'm having to hand a "male nurse" his ass.......

    win? well, yah, sure, he's a male fukkin' nurse.....

    lose? you got owned by a male fukkin'nurse!!!!!

    fortunately, the guy's been proven to be a posing liar obviously lacking in sexual attraction and incapable of bringing women out of their sexual shells to enjoy their kinkier sides.....

    poor guy.....

    but again, whattya expect from a male fukkin' nurse..... guy sticks tubes up other guy's diks for a living..... has probably had to deal with more flaccid kahks in his hand than JJ at a glory hole.....
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  10. 05-17-18 08:52 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yeah, I feel like a bully tho, in a real lose-lose situation, as I'm having to hand a "male nurse" his ass.......

    win? well, yah, sure, he's a male fukkin' nurse.....

    lose? you got owned by a male fukkin'nurse!!!!!

    fortunately, the guy's been proven to be a posing liar obviously lacking in sexual attraction and incapable of bringing women out of their sexual shells to enjoy their kinkier sides.....

    poor guy.....

    but again, whattya expect from a male fukkin' nurse..... guy sticks tubes up other guy's diks for a living..... has probably had to deal with more flaccid kahks in his hand than JJ at a glory hole.....
    Good luck, pal
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  11. 05-17-18 09:03 PM #81
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    you too, "pal".....
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  12. 05-17-18 09:17 PM #82
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    Kraken is just being coy. He's had plenty of successful excursions into the anal sex domain.

    So many in fact that his concerned proctologist has advised him to cut it cold turkey.
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  13. 05-17-18 09:27 PM #83
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    How the hell is fudgyb in last place?
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  14. 05-17-18 09:48 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Kraken is just being coy. He's had plenty of successful excursions into the anal sex domain.

    So many in fact that his concerned proctologist has advised him to cut it cold turkey.
    Everyone’s moved on, friend. You should probably do the same. Bad for your health to stress about small things for long periods of time
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  15. 05-17-18 09:53 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Everyone’s moved on, friend. You should probably do the same. Bad for your health to stress about small things for long periods of time
    Nice non sequitur.

    I guess I shouldn't expect much mental horsepower from a bum who bedpans for gold.
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  16. 05-17-18 10:44 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Nice non sequitur.

    I guess I shouldn't expect much mental horsepower from a bum who bedpans for gold.
    Exactly!

    Have a good night, sir
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  17. 05-17-18 10:53 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Exactly!

    Have a good night, sir
    Alrighty
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  18. 05-20-18 05:04 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post

    Big Business......well off financially in every other post. ...rides around with ak47s in trunk leaving hooker houses and collects video games as a retirement plan lol
    Don't forget posts photoshpped bank account screenshots
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  19. 02-27-21 08:02 PM #89
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    Some of these forgotten posters got me through a bad time before I got Jesus completely in my life. Wonder what happened to Hurry, Little Bus, and JTS? Didn't even know Vittered was a member on here back than.
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  20. 02-27-21 08:12 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Some of these forgotten posters got me through a bad time before I got Jesus completely in my life. Wonder what happened to Hurry, Little Bus, and JTS? Didn't even know Vittered was a member on here back than.
    So when it comes to people who get you through the bad times, you went from Hurry to Jesus????

    That joke writes itself
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  21. 02-27-21 08:14 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    So when it comes to people who get you through the bad times, you went from Hurry to Jesus????

    That joke writes itself
    I have tumors and structural damage in my head and yes Hurry and other people on here have made me laugh over the years when I was struggling until one day God came into my life fully and healed me a lot.
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