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    wife found porn

    and honestly it wasnt straight porn it was gay porn

    not really sure what to do

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    No big deal. Make her watch it with you then pound her

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    All in on the Phil ML (NBA).

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    No big deal. Make her watch it with you then pound her
    Or have her pound you.
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    What kind of gay porn was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What kind of gay porn was it?


    Isn’t gay porn.....gay porn?

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    Wtf lol

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    Maybe it was just shemales, you could swing the anal sex angle with her & maybe get a pass.

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    Just be honest with her, op. Might be a new chapter in your life going forward.

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    she never knew i was bi

    honestly i think i like men more. yes a woman is great but my genes are my genes. not really sure what to do now. sometimes she complains how i never want sex and we have only been together a year. i guess im just a dud in the sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    she never knew i was bi

    honestly i think i like men more. yes a woman is great but my genes are my genes. not really sure what to do now. sometimes she complains how i never want sex and we have only been together a year. i guess im just a dud in the sack
    Well I heard Ronald was looking for a roommate during the bash. Sounds like you guys should hit it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post


    Isn’t gay porn.....gay porn?
    Is ice cream.....ice cream?

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    thought 100% free was referring to sportsbook bonuses and not your arse, never assume toler

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Is ice cream.....ice cream?
    Well some ice cream has nuts and some don’t.

    In gay porn, it’s all nuts.
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    bonus likes to make us laugh, story isnt true, he's a funny guy though

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    yes it is a true story jtoler. touch my sack and ill get hard, simple really

    not my fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    and honestly it wasnt straight porn it was gay porn

    not really sure what to do
    go read the "how much did your divorce cost" thread....

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    King Kolzig the stiff

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    Bonus, if there are kids involved, it's a race to the bottom--mud slinging, low blows, and whatever it takes to win. Terrible stuff and the system is not guy friendly in Washington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Bonus, if there are kids involved, it's a race to the bottom--mud slinging, low blows, and whatever it takes to win. Terrible stuff and the system is not guy friendly in Washington.
    she'll be calling him a "dirty kahksucker" in no time at all.....

    ps... I guess we now all know what the "bonus" is he's referring to in his screen name.....

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    we are talking tonight when she comes home from work. no kids involved i dont have much of a family anywhere. really just her

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    This sounds like a JJGold clone I swear.

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    did you slap her around for going through your stuff?
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    does watching she male porn make u gay asking for a friend

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    tell her it was her bday gift, you thought she liked dude on dude action, then ask her why she was going through your stuff and get mad so she apologizes

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    Gay thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Gay thread
    half gay... ie, bi

    not that there's anything wrong with that....

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    Blame the dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    we are talking tonight when she comes home from work. no kids involved i dont have much of a family anywhere. really just her
    Need update, bi-guy.

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    like old school magazines??

    if so, just get a friend to say he pranked you..... just a prank bro!

    try not to sleep with said friend..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Need update, bi-guy.
    well, it's either good news, or really bad news.....

    the good news would be he's still takin' it up the ass from her brand spankin' new 10" strapon and having the time of his life....

    the really bad news would be she went straight up lorena bobbit on his bisexual ass....

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    Fuk

    I hope he is ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    and honestly it wasnt straight porn it was gay porn

    not really sure what to do
    Wanna go camping?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Fuk

    I hope he is ok.
    he'll be ok.... either his ass is a little sore or he's well on his way to transitioning via his wife's skillful (hopefully) removal of his junk....

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