[Bonar--->]

Good mornings ladies and genitalmens! How is you? I's is Bonar.
Name Bonar Jakmekokov.

Well's, here I make the sitting. In restaurant! Food make rest on plate. Plate make rest on table. And! My's large flesh boner make rest on my's balls of mountainous boulders. Do's I's dare make caress on me's balls in the publics? No's and nevers! I's have the decency! I's also have the decency to teach on you's bitches of addicting how make winnings in the beddings!

"But Bonar" (one of you's punkers say me) "what if's...?"

NO'S! Shut you's hole of mouth! Put patients on table.


Firsting before advise secrets of the bedding, is anger on villian man daneblazer. He make tall shitting from altitude on Englishes of nephew Sarunas! Yes, is truth. Sarunas is son of sister Ludmilla Pussydinneroff. (Ludmilla always make receiving free dinnering because of tall beauties and tight booties) Now! Sarunas in custody jailing in country of sexy bubble asses of Brazil. Why's? Well's, shut you's hole of mouth. Patients! Is villian man daneblazer! Fuucks on him. I's tells you's later the informations of Brazil.

Seconds, I's have the histories of Auto Donk, Kelly, Chico, QueenMayan, Donald Trump and many's mores. I unveiling the truths of what these bitches of addicting do's whens not make silly posting on the country of hole shitty you's call SBR.

[Bonar--->]

Knock!
Knock knock!

-- Wait! Is mistress of firm melon breasts and incredible vaginal integrities at door. She come for immediate steal of how make successing in the bedding! But! I's only make express deliverings of sexual milks in her's holes of nostrils. So much silly the slut. Solutioning for the beddings in sports -- I's only give for you's, you's bitches of addicting!

-- I's is Bonar! Is that you's Ms. Firm Melon Tits?!
-- Yes.

(Now's door make opening and tall boner smashing make happening on woman with guarantee's of hole delishusness. When's I's make finish of blasting of tornado of sexual milks, then's I's make return)

[Bonar--->]

Howevers one's more informations for you's bitches of addicting. The peoples make asking, "Bonar, ifs we's have the thanking for you's wisdoms, we's make debting to the great Bonar? How's repay?"

Wells, I's not make the promote or request on monies. But! Please make visit on my's currency of crypto.
Is HOA-COIN (Hoacoin) -- "Hole of Ass Coin".

You's make offering of you's wife hole of ass! Yes's! Is currency! For reality's! But Bonar, marriaging many years and wife hole of ass have 20 lbs extra carriaging. Wells, why's make the worry? If wife make avalanche talking she release shit of bull from hole of mouth. Thus's! Wife have TWO hole of assing on her's personals -- the upstairsing and the downstairsing of hole of ass. You see's! We's make dealing! Is art of deal. I's put
fool-time bossing and leadership on you's wife hole of ass AND! togethers we's make wife hole of ass great again!

M-WHO-AGA ! (Make Wife Hole Of Ass Great Again!)

Make chant it you's bitches of addicting!



Oh's, you's want win in the bedding? Make accept!


OCT 4, 2018: New's England Patriot for the winning game!

[ FOR WINNING 1 HOACOIN ]

[mpaschal34]

Wtf is this?

[KVB]

Sarunas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

[sourtwist]

Bonar jak me kok ov

[sourtwist]

Sarunas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

If we could only be so lucky

[daneblazer]

Welcome to the forum bonar.

Tell your nephew we miss him

[Clutchut12]

Gilbert Grape finally got a sbr account. Congrads.

[Auto Donk]

f'n boner....

this shit can only get better....

tho it's hard to top an intro line of "I is boner"

[Auto Donk]

Knock!
Knock knock!

-- Wait! Is mistress of firm melon breasts and incredible vaginal integrities at door. She come for immediate steal of how make successing in the bedding! But! I's only make express deliverings of sexual milks in her's holes of nostrils. So much silly the slut. Solutioning for the beddings in sports -- I's only give for you's, you's bitches of addicting!

-- I's is Bonar! Is that you's Ms. Firm Melon Tits?!
-- Yes.

(Now's door make opening and tall boner smashing make happening on woman with guarantee's of hole delishusness. When's I's make finish of blasting of tornado of sexual milks, then's I's make return)

haha....

pretty sure the time I told a story using the phrase "blasting of tornado of sexual milks," I got an infraction and a one week time out.....

then again, I had a photo of the spray/post-tornado debris on her dd's to go along with it......

[Auto Donk]

ps.... also good to know, with the vegas bash literally right around the corner, that my sexy wife's "hole of ass" can be used at any given time to replenish my bankroll if I go bust.....

I admit, her HOA Coin beats the shit out of bitcoin.....

[Clutchut12]

f'n boner....

this shit can only get better....

tho it's hard to top an intro line of "I is boner"

Lolololol that is the best intro line ever. Im still laughing at this shit

[Clutchut12]

Lol the more i read Bonars shit the funnier it gets,who takes the time to transform into full Tard and write out shit like this and he doesnt skip a beat thru the whole thing. I have to give him credit its actually pretty impressive shit unless he actually is A Tard then its pretty disturbing.

[KVB]

Lol the more i read Bonars shit the funnier it gets,who takes the time to transform into full Tard and write out shit like this and he doesnt skip a beat thru the whole thing. I have to give him credit its actually pretty impressive shit unless he actually is A Tard then its pretty disturbing.

This is why so many have called for the return of Sarunas. He was a great read...

[Clutchut12]

This is why so many have called for the return of Sarunas. He was a great read...

Lol Dont remember him but this shit is so fkin dumb its funny.

[daneblazer]

The manager of the Times makes the influence of the monies

[Auto Donk]

I'm gonna cash in on some of my wife's HOA Coin about twenty minutes from now......

she doesn't know it yet, but I'm bound and determined now....


may even wear my new cap.....

[sourtwist]

Sarunas best poster ever on internet

[dlowilly]

Good mornings ladies and genitalmens! How is you? I's is Bonar.
Name Bonar Jakmekokov.

Well's, here I make the sitting. In restaurant! Food make rest on plate. Plate make rest on table. And! My's large flesh boner make rest on my's balls of mountainous boulders. Do's I's dare make caress on me's balls in the publics? No's and nevers! I's have the decency! I's also have the decency to teach on you's bitches of addicting how make winnings in the beddings!

"But Bonar" (one of you's punkers say me) "what if's...?"

NO'S! Shut you's hole of mouth! Put patients on table.


Firsting before advise secrets of the bedding, is anger on villian man daneblazer. He make tall shitting from altitude on Englishes of nephew Sarunas! Yes, is truth. Sarunas is son of sister Ludmilla Pussydinneroff. (Ludmilla always make receiving free dinnering because of tall beauties and tight booties) Now! Sarunas in custody jailing in country of sexy bubble asses of Brazil. Why's? Well's, shut you's hole of mouth. Patients! Is villian man daneblazer! Fuucks on him. I's tells you's later the informations of Brazil.

Seconds, I's have the histories of Auto Donk, Kelly, Chico, QueenMayan, Donald Trump and many's mores. I unveiling the truths of what these bitches of addicting do's whens not make silly posting on the country of hole shitty you's call SBR.

This is why globalism is bad, we would miss out on posts like this!

[Auto Donk]

This is why globalism is bad, we would miss out on posts like this!

shut you's hole of mouth! Put patients on table!

[sourtwist]

shut you's hole of mouth! Put patients on table!

Sarunas?

[Auto Donk]

after evening of yesterday, wife's HOA all out of coin!!!

[Auto Donk]

Shit, where is "I is Boner"......

he can't just come in here on day, blast us with "wisdom from former eastern bloc of USSR now nation of independence" borat-like comments, then leave us hangin' for days......

already I learned so much from him, the ability to use HOACoin to negotiate with my wife as he birthday weekend nears, running up a huge debt with nightly withdrawals of HOAC, knowing full well donk repayment of loan will never happen, and Bank of Anal will be STIFFED, REPEATEDLY......

Donkunas now checking report of credit to see if ring of cinnamon stiffing shows up as reduction in pts of credit score....

[Auto Donk]

Knock!
Knock knock!!!

-- wife of beauty with firm mellon : WHO'S THERE?!?!?!?














-- shut you's hole of mouth and open the fukkin' door!!!!

[KVB]

"Donkunas"

[GWags]

Mr Bonar
My wife doesnt let me have sexy time with HOA. Any advise?

[rkelly110]

You guys are fukked up!

[daneblazer]

bonar go soft already?

[Chi_archie]

gold

[Auto Donk]

so much HOACoin was spent at the casino this past weekend, I'm just now getting ready to drive wife's HOA back to f'n houston....

gotta be in court at 9.... it's 3:08 a.m. and gonna be a long fukkin' day.....

[Clutchut12]

Where the fuk is Bonar,we need to hear from this asshole again

[Auto Donk]

i need some new words/phrases of wisdom....

my wife says if she hears "hole of ass coin" or "h-o-a coin" come out of my mouth one more time, she's gonna kick me in the nuts.....

[shari91]

I'm in utter shock

[KVB]