since boner's gone awol, I'll handle this one.....
dress up in this costume and buy a quart of milk.....
it will really rev her up for some anal action if you have a loud siren (for the tornado warning) you can blare through your house speakers -- WAIT for an ominous, rainy-looking day, then blare the siren -- and begin your chase.... it will be even better if you have a cellar in the back of yard she can run into with you in close pursuit -- perfect locale for some dirty ass ramming....
she thought she was safe.....
THINK AGAIN, BEYOTCH!!!!!!!