1. 04-12-18 06:58 AM #1
    SamsNCharge99
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    Thursday Morning Video....crazy airport story

    Honeymoon delayed 2 weeks. Crazy airport/passport story

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  2. 04-12-18 07:05 AM #2
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    That sucks Sammy

    Probably best it materialized as it did & you didn't face a nightmare in Mexico as mentioned.
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  3. 04-12-18 07:06 AM #3
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    Sammy, congrats on the wedding!!

    sorry about the delayed honeymoon but gotta roll with the punches sometimes
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  4. 04-12-18 07:18 AM #4
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    this means SamsN is still a virgin
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  5. 04-12-18 07:20 AM #5
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    Your wife is already penetrating up your life. It only gets worse as time goes by.
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  6. 04-12-18 07:21 AM #6
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    Here is the real story

    Sammy lost the money and had too delay the honeymoon

    Only a fukkin car salesman can think of a fukkin scheme like this

    He is a mastermind and many gamblers are

    Sammy I am proud of you man..you bent the fukkin passport before you left

    FUKKIN BRILLIANT
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  7. 04-12-18 07:38 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Here is the real story

    Sammy lost the money and had too delay the honeymoon

    Only a fukkin car salesman can think of a fukkin scheme like this

    He is a mastermind and many gamblers are

    Sammy I am proud of you man..you bent the fukkin passport before you left

    FUKKIN BRILLIANT

    hahahha. I cancelled it, took a minor loss, but got 80% refund and deposited it for the NBA Playoffs
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  8. 04-12-18 07:43 AM #8
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    Unreal.
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  9. 04-12-18 07:45 AM #9
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    married? then a name change is needed. SamsNolongerNCharge.

    the wife is always in charge.
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  10. 04-12-18 07:45 AM #10
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    Sammy why didn't you take your wife to Europe?

    Cancun? At least you can get some cocaine there
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  11. 04-12-18 07:47 AM #11
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    You should’ve went. Mexico wouldn’t have given a shit about the creases.
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  12. 04-12-18 07:49 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Sammy why didn't you take your wife to Europe?

    Cancun? At least you can get some cocaine there
    all inclusive probably
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  13. 04-12-18 07:50 AM #13
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    Sammy more
    Worried about nba playoffs

    Already deposited into offshore accounts
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  14. 04-12-18 08:03 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    all inclusive probably
    absolutely!!! We now are going april 22-26
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  15. 04-12-18 08:32 AM #15
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    SamsN

    if you and wife ever need marriage counseling , God forbid , jjgold will always be there for you
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  16. 04-12-18 08:50 AM #16
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    what are u selling clown cars or used cars how does anyone take u serious?
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  17. 04-12-18 09:55 AM #17
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    of all the fuked up sh*t going on over there, they're worried about a crease....... unreal. congrats on the marriage Sammy.
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  18. 04-12-18 02:32 PM #18
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  19. 04-12-18 02:45 PM #19
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    Funny thread
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  20. 04-12-18 02:54 PM #20
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    This was the greatest con in marriage history
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  21. 04-12-18 02:54 PM #21
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    1. Let this be your first lesson on how being married will cause you problems. Your broad dragged you down.

    2. Typical American fear-mongering. You would have been fine in Mexico with passport. You wouldn't have been "stuck in Mexico."

    3. Do not take legal advice from clerk at Southwest Airlines.
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  22. 04-12-18 03:49 PM #22
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    Pussy overrated
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  23. 04-12-18 05:19 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    1. Let this be your first lesson on how being married will cause you problems. Your broad dragged you down.

    2. Typical American fear-mongering. You would have been fine in Mexico with passport. You wouldn't have been "stuck in Mexico."

    3. Do not take legal advice from clerk at Southwest Airlines.
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  24. 04-12-18 05:32 PM #24
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    All newer passports have RFID chips in them. Dog earred pages do not render a passport "mutilated." This is straight from a U.S. Passport replacement website: "Are dog-earred pages sufficient wear and tear to render the passport unusable? Not usually. What if the gold on the emblem has been rubbed off? Not a big deal."
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  25. 04-12-18 05:34 PM #25
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    Sammy can sell a car with no engine in it for full price he’s that good of a ConMan
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  26. 04-12-18 06:16 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Honeymoon delayed 2 weeks. Crazy airport/passport story

    Sammy married now? Need to change your handle to SammynolongerinCharge99
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  27. 04-12-18 06:30 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    pussys overrated
    no its not
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  28. 04-12-18 08:12 PM #28
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    seriously what car dealership allows you to wear a clown suit to work?

    God bless America!
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  29. 04-12-18 10:52 PM #29
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    should of put off cancun till next year and gone to niagara falls
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  30. 04-13-18 07:21 AM #30
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    Sammy, get me a killer deal on a Durango with the black wheels.
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  31. 04-13-18 07:23 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    married? then a name change is needed. SamsNolongerNCharge.

    the wife is always in charge.
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  32. 04-13-18 07:49 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    Sammy, get me a killer deal on a Durango with the black wheels.
    I got you
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  33. 04-13-18 07:50 AM #33
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    The kid under pressure right now at home

    Leave him alone
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  34. 04-13-18 08:18 AM #34
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    Good luck on the expedited passport. I went through AmEx Travel last month for an expedited passport... $380 or so, and those fukkers took 2.5 weeks when they promised 1 week. Blamed it all on the US Passport office in DC. Had to cancel my business trip. Anything the Government is in charge of is inefficient and expensive and often gets fukked up.

    Hope your wife gets hers in time! Enjoy sunny Cancun!
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  35. 04-13-18 08:30 AM #35
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    yea fingers crossed. We spent $505
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