1. 03-02-18 08:05 PM #1
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    Anyone Hunting On Internet Now??? Straight Guys Only

    Its a game men

    I am negotiating with hookers but they do not budge

    Even fatties want $250 minimum

    Some chicks want $500 just 30 minute non contact massage???????

    One chick said $2000 everything but greek

    There is this brickhouse lady 5-5, 210 and she wants $700 for everything even greek and spinning
    Even offered free whippings , she said lumber jacking ok too which is cool

    If I can get her to $400 I might go for it
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  2. 03-02-18 08:07 PM #2
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    Details on lumber jacking please???
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  3. 03-02-18 08:10 PM #3
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  4. 03-02-18 08:16 PM #4
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    $250 that is nuts. I have had gorgeous women offer it for $80 but I turn them down lol... I don't pay for play
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  5. 03-02-18 08:22 PM #5
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    Mags $80 cheap man

    I WOULD FUK ANY CHIC FOR THAT AMOUNT

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  6. 03-02-18 08:24 PM #6
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    What are the transvestites going for? A "friend" of mine is curious.

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  8. 03-02-18 08:27 PM #8
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    Send them a pic of your rooster. they might feel sorry for you and offer you the small pecker discount.

    Worth a shot Coach!
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  9. 03-02-18 08:32 PM #9
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    Coach where you shopping? damn get outta there

    Get on craigslist... you can find a spinner that will do anything you want for a couple percocets
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  10. 03-02-18 08:33 PM #10
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    Greek?
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  11. 03-02-18 08:34 PM #11
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    gotta find a good spindling group with jelly pinchers
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  12. 03-02-18 08:39 PM #12
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    Short Pecker Discount...
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  13. 03-02-18 08:42 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Details on lumber jacking please???
    She wears a flannel shirt and carries an axe
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    try the male prostitutes, JJ.
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  15. 03-02-18 08:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    try the male prostitutes, JJ.
    Yes... support a more diverse workforce
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  16. 03-02-18 09:00 PM #16
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    Wtf the fuk is non contact massage?

    How he fuk does that work?
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  18. 03-02-18 09:04 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wtf the fuk is non contact massage?

    How he fuk does that work?
    It's called Reiki Daggles.

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  19. 03-02-18 09:09 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    It's called Reiki Daggles.

    Wtf

    I wonder what a reiki happy ending feels like?
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  20. 03-02-18 09:19 PM #20
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    You should take the lumber jacking offer and dont look back
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    Lumber jacking is gross.
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  22. 03-02-18 09:35 PM #22
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    I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

    Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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  23. 03-02-18 09:40 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

    Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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  24. 03-02-18 09:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

    Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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  25. 03-03-18 12:30 AM #25
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    these stories A material lately we need more of it

    i spent half the week here following some guy and his broken TV set problems

    but he never finished the story i dont know how it ended
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  26. 03-03-18 12:38 AM #26
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    Why are you looking for escorts when you have the lovely Mayela by your side?! Don’t let her get away Goldie.
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  27. 03-03-18 01:13 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mags $80 cheap man

    I WOULD FUK ANY CHIC FOR THAT AMOUNT

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    WTF is wrong with a 21 yr old?
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  28. 03-03-18 01:14 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    these stories A material lately we need more of it

    i spent half the week here following some guy and his broken TV set problems

    but he never finished the story i dont know how it ended
    You mother fukker.

    I got a call today.

    It's either going to cost me $350 or $2000.

    I find out on Monday.

    $350 I am down with.

    $2000 they can throw that motherfukker in the trashcan.
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  29. 03-03-18 01:14 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    WTF is wrong with a 21 yr old?
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  30. 03-03-18 01:15 AM #30
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    tvs are cheap now go costco
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  31. 03-03-18 01:24 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You mother fukker.

    I got a call today.

    It's either going to cost me $350 or $2000.

    I find out on Monday.

    $350 I am down with.

    $2000 they can throw that motherfukker in the trashcan.
    diggity u can get 55" for like 400$ now

    drop the broken tv off next week i will sell it as working and split 70-30 with you
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  32. 03-03-18 01:28 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Why are you looking for escorts when you have the lovely Mayela by your side?! Don’t let her get away Goldie.
    Wisdom. If Coach would put out the discounted hooker amount for nice dinner with Mayela instead of taking her to Chick-fil-a he likely wouldn’t have these unfulfilled needs.
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  33. 03-03-18 01:41 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    diggity u can get 55" for like 400$ now

    drop the broken tv off next week i will sell it as working and split 70-30 with you

    i tried to post in your thread but fidelcrapflow got been banned from it somehow
    I hear you CWD.

    It's a 65" Sony.

    If I can get it fixed for $350 It's a done deal.

    $2k though?
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    Lol
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  35. 03-03-18 06:26 AM #35
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    When you do not have the money you strike it

    I refused to pay these chicks so much money
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