1. #36
    The Giant
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    I'm a nice guy online.

    Cutthroat assassin in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm a nice guy online.

    Cutthroat assassin in the real world.
    I figured you would tell us you are actually smart in the real world

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    I wish lying about real life here would make shit any better. Don’t see the point. It ain’t changing the fact that I’m a broke dikk fck.

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    Cuse your a good man
    Money is not the key to happiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cuse your a good man
    Money is not the key to happiness
    +1

    well, yeah that but, it surely beats crying inside a limo than crying in my hut in the woods of 3rd world bumfuck ohio

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    The guys I met were exactly the same as they were on the forum

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    Money gives you everything you want but happiness is earned

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I am same

    broke

    loser

    no social life

    alcoholic

    Shute
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    Lenny Zefflin
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    My real name is Walter Mitty and this place is my secret life.

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm a nice guy online]
    Cutthroat assassin in the real world.
    Giant, I herd you run things ahround heere now.

    Talk to Sherry about getting me pro with a Canadien donition?

    I am lazy but really quite accommodating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Money gives you everything you want but happiness is earned
    Laker, money is earned. Happiness is achieved.

    Though, honestly, I was much happier when I wasn't broke.

    I replaced drugs and alcohol with collecting Nikes. Happiness is pretty much the same though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Laker, money is earned. Happiness is achieved.

    Though, honestly, I was much happier when I wasn't broke.

    I replaced drugs and alcohol with collecting Nikes. Happiness is pretty much the same though.
    Mo is so poetic it’s terrific

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Rudy I was locked up in a Malaysian prison.
    I can vouch for this.

    I was his one call, they allowed 30 seconds. All I could hear was “gringo gonna get killed” and Mo yelling “Malaysian Prison” before it cut off. Things just got worked out. Surprised he survived honestly. Good thing I paid the guards and gangs off in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Pretty much the same person online that I am offline. Only difference is online I have to watch what I say a little bit more.
    I'm glad I moved east. The West Coast is so sensitive. My type of style and humor doesn't fly as well there.

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    i think iam the one you looking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Mo is so poetic it’s terrific
    Agreed... this motherfukker is a great addition... we need more poetic posts about degeneracy and everyday life banter

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    Nice guy online. Nice guy in real life. Married, one kid with special needs.But still a Broke Dikk Fukk in all aspects..

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    Not broke, but not rich.

    Definitely smug in real life too though. Glad it rubs some people the wrong way. Helps me filter them out. Whoever is left standing gets treated like gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    I can vouch for this.

    I was his one call, they allowed 30 seconds. All I could hear was “gringo gonna get killed” and Mo yelling “Malaysian Prison” before it cut off. Things just got worked out. Surprised he survived honestly. Good thing I paid the guards and gangs off in time.
    Honestly I owe Cudi my life.

    I don't know how this guy has so many connections with Asian prison gangs but somehow the guy came through.

    Know who to go to in a time of need.

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