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    some lady just yelled at me at the grocery store

    i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure -- i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

    i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure -- i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

    i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?
    You missed a chance to get laid. SMH
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    Should've told her you're just a feminist and believe in equal rights so you needed to walk through first

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    Quote Originally Posted by phinfan27615 View Post
    Should've told her you're just a feminist and believe in equal rights so you needed to walk through first
    first off the door was big enough for more than 1 person it wasn't like a regular door , and the way she looked at me with such disgust like your a man your supposed to let me enter the store first

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    first off the door was big enough for more than 1 person it wasn't like a regular door , and the way she looked at me with such disgust like your a man your supposed to let me enter the store first
    When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.
    ^^^ This.

    And even if she was a dyke you could have worked it for voyeuristic value.

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    She was out of line.

    You handled the situation perfectly.

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    Using the word "bleep" as many times as you did in that context may have came off as corny and awkward. I'd say the little woman owned you that round. Score one for the Brits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.
    thats the truth!!! My ex girlfriend from back in the day would have asked her if the lady is underfucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    thats the truth!!! My ex girlfriend from back in the day would have asked her if the lady is underfucked.
    The angry ones want to be covered in *** and put in their place, it's biology.

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    I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
    But let's say you and Sasquatch were entering the local 7/11 at roughly the same time and the door couldn't accommodate you both... Do you forge ahead or defer to Squatch?

    And if you defer to Squatch, was it out of genuine courtesy or sheer intimidation? What if it was an ornery adolescent Squatch, and physically less imposing? Do the rules change at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    But let's say you and Sasquatch were entering the local 7/11 at roughly the same time and the door couldn't accommodate you both... Do you forge ahead or defer to Squatch?

    And if you defer to Squatch, was it out of genuine courtesy or sheer intimidation? What if it was an ornery adolescent Squatch, and physically less imposing? Do the rules change at all?
    I would never defer out of fear because the squatches are our friends. But it all depends on the situation. A Bigfoot will always allow the woman to go through the door first they are polite and courteous that way. They will even reach out to help the woman through.



    I always let them through first though anyways because i am not always sure if its a girl or not so i try to be chivalrous just in case. THis one i let through first because i noticed the guitar she had was pink .
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    The angry ones want to be covered in *** and put in their place, it's biology.
    Hilarious

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    The Sasquatch in the first picture I believe showed up for a blind date and the woman was literally blind so the Squatch is tickling the underside of her palms as a form of greeting and possibly even foreplay.

    The second Squatch pictured is most likely gender fluid, as it exhibits mostly male characteristics however identifies with the opposite sex and expresses it through his pink, Hello Kitty guitar selection. It's a slippery slope from there, as he'll soon take a liking to makeup, panties, heels, the whole nine.

    But we shouldn't judge. It's a different cultural climate today than it was years ago when male Bigfeet would just run about the woods and knock down trees by swinging their massive manhood around like a helicopter.

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    I think your's is a normal reaction, the "did I do something wrong" reaction

    There are just some people out there that are so fuked up it makes you question your own sanity. The number of fuked up is disproportionately female too, not because men are necessarily more sane but because a lot of them either get their ass kicked into normalcy or they don't survive all the beatings and it skews the numbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I think your's is a normal reaction, the "did I do something wrong" reaction

    There are just some people out there that are so fuked up it makes you question your own sanity. The number of fuked up is disproportionately female too, not because men are necessarily more sane but because a lot of them either get their ass kicked into normalcy or they don't survive all the beatings and it skews the numbers
    With all due respect, please try to remain on topic.

    We are discussing human etiquette as it pertains to interaction with Sasquatches, Bigfeet, Yetis, Skunk Apes, and Abominable Snowmen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    The Sasquatch in the first picture I believe showed up for a blind date and the woman was literally blind so the Squatch is tickling the underside of her palms as a form of greeting and possibly even foreplay.

    The second Squatch pictured is most likely gender fluid, as it exhibits mostly male characteristics however identifies with the opposite sex and expresses it through his pink, Hello Kitty guitar selection. It's a slippery slope from there, as he'll soon take a liking to makeup, panties, heels, the whole nine.

    But we shouldn't judge. It's a different cultural climate today than it was years ago when male Bigfeet would just run about the woods and knock down trees by swinging their massive manhood around like a helicopter.
    That is true as they have been known to do this. Once they do get through the mating ritual and become part of the family you will find they really have a great sense of humor. They love to sit and watch South Park , Family Guy , and anything involving Weird Al.


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    having only read the title of this f'n thread, let me offer this sage advice....

    showing one's dick to strangers in a grocery store often elicits such a response

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    having only read the title of this f'n thread, let me offer this sage advice....

    showing one's dick to strangers in a grocery store often elicits such a response
    i should of handled it better i feel bad for calling the lady names and swearing at her i should be better than that

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    I had some asshole push through me the other day when I was looking at magazines,called the guy out and he was completely oblivious.Some people are ignorant f#cks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    I had some asshole push through me the other day when I was looking at magazines,called the guy out and he was completely oblivious.Some people are ignorant f#cks.
    I said i was sorry what more do you want. I was looking at animal porn on my phone. God Aardvarks make me hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I said i was sorry what more do you want. I was looking at animal porn on my phone. God Aardvarks make me hot.
    Not good enough mate,I was that close to giving you a swat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
    I hold the door for spinners... if she is overweight hell no.

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    you're going to hell cinci

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure dyke i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

    i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?



    lol I had something similiar happen and then I kept running into the bitch in the store


    I was driving and this oyster started driving across the parking lot aisles like you're not supposed to do and she wasn't even looking, I laid on the horn and she gave me the "what?" face. I yelled to pay attention when you're driving, she was barking something back.


    Then inside the store I saw her and she started yelling something in her indian accent and I just kept saying learn to drive. She said she was going to take down my license plate I think, I laughed.

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    The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
    There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there,
    he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude.
    My little Fifi is using that seat."

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.
    "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

    She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
    tossed it out the train window and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
    "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

    - You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
    - You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
    - And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch
    out the window.














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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    you're going to hell cinci
    at least it's warm there

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    Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?
    He was there to fill his Xanax prescription.

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    People exiting always have the right of way. Elevators, subway cars, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?
    steaks mushrooms yogurt publix sub

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    steaks mushrooms yogurt publix sub
    Nice 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    People exiting always have the right of way. Elevators, subway cars, etc.
    Thank You!!!!!

    Some idiots at Foxwoods Casino are completely clueless.

    GET THE FUKK OUTTA MY WAY and THEN you can enter AFTER I exit.

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