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    Big John Studd
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    Help, stuck in Vegas!!!

    Well I'm here but stuck in my room. I'm too scared to go out, the place just scares me. I don't know what to do here and need help. I've been waiting years for this and now I just can't do it!!!! There's people everywhere and so many casinos!!!

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    Bostongambler
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    First things first. Call a hooker and that will loosen you up.

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    Hugh Madbrough
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    Say no more, got cha.

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    Bostongambler
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    They must water his head at the window thinking it's a plant.

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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    You need 3.5 grams of blow... 2 bottles of hard liquor, 2 six packs, 3 packs of cigarettes and some weed+edibles

    Once you get that you order 2 russian hookers

    HAVE FUN

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    magaman
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    You need 3.5 grams of blow... 2 bottles of hard liquor, 2 six packs, 3 packs of cigarettes and some weed+edibles

    Once you get that you order 2 russian hookers

    HAVE FUN
    Only pussies eat edibles... tons of bud and a 3' graffix bong

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    slayer14
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    Have a few cans of beer to loosen you up

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    wtf

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