JJ Watch and learn rookie

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:49 PM

You need a man to teach you how to cook

You need a man to teach you how to dress

You need a man to teach you how to drink

You need a man to teach you how to get laid

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:50 PM

This comes after my 45 min jog and my 2hr core workout

Bostongambler · 02-01-18 07:51 PM

Is that an indirect way of hitting on jj?

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:52 PM

BG, I can teach him, I can train him, I want the bald fukk to be happy!

Bostongambler · 02-01-18 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

This comes after my 45 min jog and my 2hr core workout

If I ran for 45 minutes and did a 2 hour core workout I would eat the salad, the plate, and the counter it’s sitting on.

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:52 PM

Basil and Garlic are key to any pasta!

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Bostongambler

If I ran for 45 minutes and did a 2 hour core workout I would eat the salad, the plate, and the counter it’s sitting on.

lmaooooo, wait, I have another plate!

Bostongambler · 02-01-18 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

BG, I can teach him, I can train him, I want the bald fukk to be happy!

He needs to rid his diet of all that cured meat and have Mr Maltunbonm work him out

jjgold · 02-01-18 07:55 PM

not bad, did you order out?

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by jjgold

not bad, did you order out?

cooked it myself pal, easy peasy

pasta hands down one of the easiest things to cook

have dropped many panties in my day after a home made dinner and a bottle of Pinot Noir

magaman · 02-01-18 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

This comes after my 45 min jog and my 2hr core workout

Let me guess you have not had a carb since 2006?

I wanna punch you in the face!

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by magaman

Let me guess you have not had a carb since 2006?

I wanna punch you in the face!

LMAO no man, actually, had a chocolate bar last nite (sugar and fat)

And had a texan double Whopper with xpickles for dinner on Tuesday, cinnamon rolls desert

I am a sinner

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:11 PM

Hurry make a cooking video

Show JJ

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by firedawg

Hurry make a cooking video

Show JJ

Thats actually a good idea dog... Ill make it one of these days...

What would you like to learn what to cook JJ?

Italian? Caribbean style chicken? Peruvian ceviche? Mexican?

Your call

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

Thats actually a good idea dog... Ill make it one of these days...

What would you like to learn what to cook JJ?

Italian? Caribbean style chicken? Peruvian ceviche? Mexican?

Your call

PIzza

Not frozen
Like his imported 585 dollar one from the freezer

Lololol

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by firedawg

PIzza

Not frozen
Like his imported 585 dollar one from the freezer

Lololol

I do know how to make a killer pizza... but would need to use the grill and cook it with wood instead of charcoal

Don't have an oven big enough for it... odds are we can do that

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

I do know how to make a killer pizza... but would need to use the grill and cook it with wood instead of charcoal

Don't have an oven big enough for it... odds are we can do that

Hell yes
Problem is
JJ can’t follow your directions
He as no oven
No grill
He has a 18 dollar microwave for his frozen treats

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:28 PM

ouch JJ, you getting buried here pal!

no oven? wtf?

microwave affects the inner chemistry of food and obliterates most nutrients, AVOID

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

ouch JJ, you getting buried here pal!

no oven? wtf?

microwave affects the inner chemistry of food and obliterates most nutrients, AVOID

Hence the 1/4 inch pecker

The Kraken · 02-01-18 08:34 PM

This thread has potential

Chi_archie · 02-01-18 08:34 PM

seems kinda homo erotic first post

fuk him till he loves you

jjgold · 02-01-18 08:38 PM

Shrimp Scampi

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by jjgold

Shrimp Scampi

Frozen?????

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by jjgold

Shrimp Scampi

DEAL!!!

No sides?

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:41 PM

Hey pal

You said pizza

Make it a two part vid

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-01-18 08:47 PM

Dawgy and Drinker teaming up to bury JJ.

Is this real life or JJ's worst nightmare???

firedawg · 02-01-18 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Dawgy and Drinker teaming up to bury JJ.

Is this real life or JJ's worst nightmare???

No

I’m drinking

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Dawgy and Drinker teaming up to bury JJ.

Is this real life or JJ's worst nightmare???

JJ playing with fire lately.

*FROZEN PIZZA
*OTTERS TOP CAPPER

Fall in love with chalk and Drinker will kick your ass back to Tel Aviv

firedawg · 02-01-18 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink

JJ playing with fire lately.

*FROZEN PIZZA
*OTTERS TOP CAPPER

Fall in love with chalk and Drinker will kick your ass back to Tel Aviv

Well

This is true

PittsburghPlayer · 02-01-18 11:21 PM

for traffic, please consider a vid of you cooking cocaine into crack and then doing a blast

that could be epic

would be video and poster of the year material
well
unless you survived

HurryUpAndDrink · 02-01-18 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer

for traffic, please consider a vid of you cooking cocaine into crack and then doing a blast

that could be epic

would be video and poster of the year material
well
unless you survived

go FUKK yourself idiot

firedawg · 02-01-18 11:49 PM

Yikes

Crack cookins

PittsburghPlayer · 02-01-18 11:50 PM

that was a little harsh, don`t cha think
I thought what you wanted was for the forum to act as you see fit
and that you liked cocaine

two birds, one stone, epic vid

edit: pressure is on, post 4000 needs to be a wager a winner on a game, not
a play on a poster

this might take 2 or 3 days

C`mon Banker, I declared my next post needs to be a pick... a winner...
I suppose I could just tail you tomorrow or Sat and take it from there!

edit again: thanks BankBrother, I did look at Colorodo and agree w/ the play, however, if I use it here, win or lose I potentially open myself up to an accusation of swinging from your nuts-sack by the OP, or anyone else for that matter.

Especially in light of my attempt at humor above, at his expense.

Someone let HurryUp know that I`ll not break his chops again, the fukker is making an effort to better his life and I will not impede that.

2daBank · 02-02-18 12:16 AM

Break out the pot, heat up the water!

How you make your crack PP my dude?

A) pot and mason jar on stove

B) spoon and candle

C) microwave

D) depends on your mood

2daBank · 02-02-18 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer

that was a little harsh, don`t cha think
I thought what you wanted was for the forum to act as you see fit
and that you liked cocaine

two birds, one stone, epic vid

edit: pressure is on, post 4000 needs to be a wager a winner on a game, not
a play on a poster

this might take 2 or 3 days

C`mon Banker, I declared my next post needs to be a pick... a winner...
I suppose I could just tail you tomorrow or Sat and take it from there!

Lol, my bad buddy.. Colorado looks pretty strong 2marro.

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