1. 01-29-18 02:11 AM #1
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    What Does Heaven Look Like To You?

    What is your vision of heaven?
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  2. 01-29-18 02:13 AM #2
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    water fountains with mt dew
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  3. 01-29-18 02:23 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    water fountains with mt dew
    Not bad.
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  4. 01-29-18 02:24 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What is your vision of heaven?
    Weed, look around. SBR = heaven. Welcome home, son.
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  5. 01-29-18 02:54 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    water fountains with mt dew
    Like that
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  6. 01-29-18 03:05 AM #6
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    Water fountains with mountain dew instead of beer?

    You would get sick of dew for eternity
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  7. 01-29-18 03:15 AM #7
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    All of my family
    All of my pets
    No stress
    Total bliss
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  8. 01-29-18 03:17 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    All of my family
    All of my pets
    No stress
    Total bliss
    Isnt that a paradox
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  9. 01-29-18 03:23 AM #9
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    No it’s heaven
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  10. 01-29-18 03:40 AM #10
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    Music

    free booze

    free drugs

    free rides

    free food

    different theme rooms

    pool tables

    poker tables

    loose women
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  11. 01-29-18 03:41 AM #11
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    Drinker
    That ain’t bad
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  12. 01-29-18 09:16 AM #12
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    72 virgins, o wait wrong religion
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  13. 01-29-18 09:35 AM #13
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    That's a good question, Seaweed. I don't know. A good question was asked at church, yesterday. If you could talk to God what would you talk to him about? My mind went blank, I had no answer, my life has been a complete debauchery.
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  14. 01-29-18 12:47 PM #14
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    Beer booze and boobies.
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  15. 01-29-18 01:45 PM #15
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    Heaven to me is a nice sportsbook that you can relax in,
    close to your residence, and not having to freeze or shovel snow.

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  16. 01-29-18 06:25 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    water fountains with mt dew
    What are we 14?

    A wise man once said to me that not everybody that drinks Mountain Dew is a scumbag, but every scumbag drinks Mountain Dew.

    How about hookers, blow and flowing fountains of booze?
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  17. 01-29-18 06:26 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Beer booze and boobies.
    This guy penetrates
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  18. 01-30-18 01:04 PM #18
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    heaven to me looks like nobody can say NO to whatever i ask and I get only super awesome and pleasurable offers from other heaven inhabitants/staff.
    And abundance of everything I enjoy or might enjoy but didnt think about before.

    P.S. that pretty much translates to lots of boobies, drinks and recreation activities... endless summer endless pleasure...
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  19. 01-30-18 01:57 PM #19
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  20. 01-30-18 02:07 PM #20
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    Beach, palm trees, hot women, and free flowing booze.
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  21. 01-30-18 03:22 PM #21
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    Poker and pussy.


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  22. 01-31-18 04:01 AM #22
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    ok, good
    Opened thread with the intention of writing that heaven is eating clean, fresh fish while gambling
    but as is usual Diggity was up to the task along with Captrobey, Bozeman, Chaos and others beat me to it.
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  23. 01-31-18 05:42 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    ok, good
    Opened thread with the intention of writing that heaven is eating clean, fresh fish while gambling
    but as is usual Diggity was up to the task along with Captrobey, Bozeman, Chaos and others beat me to it.
    And carrots-Don't forget carrots




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  24. 01-31-18 09:08 AM #24
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    like kenny's in the south park movie.....

    you know, giant set of greeting you at the pearly gates.....

    something like this, but the xxx-rated versions, of course....asses bouncing, in slo motion, pussies dripping love nectar as you pass through.....










    you follow these to your new heavenly abode:





    if you've been really good, you follow this babe:




    and the sweet part is, since your in heaven, her ass is actually elevated to your "face level", so that you can stare directly at it as it walks, levitating-like, in front of you.... and unlike walkin' while texting on your phone, since youre in heaven you don't have to watch where youre going, as because it's heaven there are no water fountains to fall into or curbs to trip over.....


    you get to your new estate, and an angel is waiting, doing this:




    packets of warm liquid ky are floating around your new crib......

    she applies them to your now-holy staff, and titty fuks you for the first year of your eternity...... as you have the rest of time to kill, you don't even get bored.....

    when you come, the orgasm lasts five days .... five straight days of that feeling......


    i could go on.... but u get the point
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