1. 01-27-18 02:14 PM #1
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    ANCESTRY.COM.... MEET Kyle.... his mother is a f'n Ho

    so this fukhead kyle's been told all his life he's a f'n german.... his "dad" is from germany.....



    he gets on ancrestry.com, finds no germans, only relatives of the irish guy his mother was fukkin' behind her idiot german husband's back.....

    how the fuk is ancestry.com not realizing what they're doing to families world wide.....


    cheating hos uncovered every damn day, and the website acts like these fukheads using the site were just surprised, as opposed to finding out their mom's a f'n whore....
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  2. 01-27-18 02:18 PM #2
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    Bro

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  3. 01-27-18 02:19 PM #3
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    We Got Games! No time for Kyle.
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  4. 01-27-18 02:20 PM #4
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  5. 01-27-18 02:20 PM #5
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    we got games
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  6. 01-27-18 02:23 PM #6
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    GIVE ME some f'n winners!!!!!!

    three team can't lose parlay, now, please!
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  7. 01-27-18 02:26 PM #7
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    u forgot to post in saloon again
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  8. 01-27-18 02:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    u forgot to post in saloon again
    thanks for the reminder, Astros.....
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  9. 01-27-18 02:28 PM #9
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    It could get far worse than this. Imagine if a guy regularly donated sperm 30 years ago or so and a now a married couple in their 20's wants to find out about their ancestors and the married couple finds out that they have the same father.
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  10. 01-27-18 02:30 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    GIVE ME some f'n winners!!!!!!

    three team can't lose parlay, now, please!
    Every parlay I have ever posted has won. Might post another.

    BOL
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  11. 01-27-18 02:30 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    It could get far worse than this. Imagine if a guy regularly donated sperm 30 years ago or so and a now a married couple in their 20's wants to find out about their ancestors and the married couple finds out that they have the same father.
    fuk the donor part, this is already the case in arkansas and west virginia....
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  12. 01-27-18 02:31 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    It could get far worse than this. Imagine if a guy regularly donated sperm 30 years ago or so and a now a married couple in their 20's wants to find out about their ancestors and the married couple finds out that they have the same father.
    Everything happens once. Some couple out there are brother and sister without a clue. Banging away and pumping out slow kids. This could be the leading cause of whatever the PC word is for tards.
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  13. 01-27-18 02:51 PM #13
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    Ancestry has ruined a lot of marriages.
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  14. 01-27-18 02:55 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    GIVE ME some f'n winners!!!!!!

    three team can't lose parlay, now, please!
    TCU -3

    Starts in 5 min.

    HURRY
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  15. 01-27-18 03:06 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    It could get far worse than this. Imagine if a guy regularly donated sperm 30 years ago or so and a now a married couple in their 20's wants to find out about their ancestors and the married couple finds out that they have the same father.
    Check out the movie "Starbuck". It's in French, but they remade it in English and called it "Delivery Man" starring Vince Vaughn. The original is better.
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  16. 01-27-18 04:30 PM #16
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    Donk, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
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  17. 01-28-18 08:52 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpapageorgio View Post
    Donk, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
    FROM the reviews it rec'd last night, shoot me your address, and I'll send you a custom made "#YouFukkin'Too" t-shirt and an autographed version of "Donk's Guide to Becoming The Donk".....

    you'll be the life of the lifestyle party in no time at all....
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  18. 01-28-18 09:17 AM #18
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    Ancestry causes a lot more pain than relief
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  19. 01-28-18 09:20 AM #19
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    indeed..... there's nothing good coming from it.....

    if you're so worried about where you came from in the first place, you obviously suspect someone was f'n around, so you're worried sick about it (think about the khloe/OJ simpson debacle), and need mental help.....

    worst case, you find out that a double murdering knife wielding former Heisman winner is indeed your fukkin' dad.....
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