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    The Giant
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    Does anyone know how I can contact Jodi Arias?

    I just got done watching a special about her.

    I really liked her.

    Amazingly intelligent.

    Gorgeous.

    Good at keeping secrets.

    Into kinky sex.

    There are so many other great reasons to date her:

    She'll never drop by unexpectedly.

    I'll always know where she is.

    Two words: Conjugal visits.

    Let's get this started. How do I write to her? I want to be a murderers groupie.


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    Jodi Arias #281129
    ASPC — Perryville
    Unit — Lumley
    P.O. Box 3300
    Goodyear, AZ 85338


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    if you want

    just pm me your letter and I'll print it out here and send it with my dick pics and sexy poems in iambic pentimeter and we'll save a stamp


    just 33 betpoints per letter
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    Watched the same special I think.

    Tremendous woman.

    Ride or die type personality.

    Travis Alexander severely underestimated what he had there.

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    Crazy bitches are great in the sack

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    Great stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    if you want

    just pm me your letter and I'll print it out here and send it with my dick pics and sexy poems in iambic pentimeter and we'll save a stamp


    just 33 betpoints per letter

    Wow. Shakespeare SBR style



    My wife still has a letter I wrote her that I colored my dong with her lipstick and made a dickstamp as the official seal.

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    I know he’s joking but her body is disgusting looking naked

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    Archie, I'll enclose some of your poems to her, but your dick pics, too? No worries there, pal. I'll take care of that.

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    That's what I said brah. She just wanted oh boi to be loyal and look at her like she looked at him. yao ming. She switched religions for him and he wants to go on a romantic getaway with another member of the church, trying to take the other girls virtue as well. What this world needs is more virtuous women and oh boi was a wolf dressed as a sheep. No bueno.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    I know he’s joking but her body is disgusting looking naked
    What are you talking about, fruitcake?

    Is it because she's about 80 pounds lighter than some of the BBW's you yank your little pecker to?

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    sorry burst your bubble giant your too late she already got engaged to another crazy fan and is planning a marriage at the prison also in arizona conjugal visits are not allowed but you would prob get some nice phone sex out of it

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    Dude her body is nasty
    seen some naked pics of her
    but whatever gets that micro bruiser you call a dikk hard I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    sorry burst your bubble giant your too late she already got engaged to another crazy fan and is planning a marriage at the prison also in arizona conjugal visits are not allowed but you would prob get some nice phone sex out of it
    I actually read that she was recently engaged.

    Means nothing.

    That guy probably isn't even an SBR Pro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Dude her body is nasty
    seen some naked pics of her
    but whatever gets that micro bruiser you call a dikk hard I guess
    Don't talk about my girl that way, bro.

    Not playing here.

    I doubt you've seen her naked.

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    i've seen her naked she has some nice beef curtains

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    I have viewed the available pics and I can’t say her body is nasty, but she has some wikked beef curtains.

    Giant do you have a labia fetish?

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    Holy shit cincy beat me to the beef curtains

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I actually read that she was recently engaged.

    Means nothing.

    That guy probably isn't even an SBR Pro.


    Giant, I am pro.

    Let's tag team her.

    She is kinky and would be down for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I actually read that she was recently engaged.

    Means nothing.

    That guy probably isn't even an SBR Pro.
    write her a letter see if she replies, i know she does art work would love get one of her pieces sell it

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    I think that anyone who views this relationship seriously would admit that THE GIANT
    and Jodi relationship would have a storybook ending.

    Rainbows, Seashells, Sunsets, Ecstacy....Fade to black.

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    Think that was what turned me off since I’m used to a very precise
    shaved velvety labia that is t all mangled up

    plus her nips seemed off idk
    but whatever gets your motor running Giant
    And never fukking doubt me again
    the pics are out there for all to see ......bitch

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    she's not really that hot anymore but she used be

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    Fidel is fired up and seething with extra anger

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    Just saw some of her naked pictures.

    It's hard to differentiate what's real and what isn't.

    I'm looking at one picture where she is super hot, but of course I can't post it, we are old enough to gamble but not look at nude pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    Giant, I am pro.

    Let's tag team her.

    She is kinky and would be down for it.
    We'll see, man.

    You know if she was skanky, or someone I really wasn't interested in, I would do it with you.

    But I have legitimate feelings for her.
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    Idk now, checked out the pics, not a fan of the swollen red vagina. Way too high of a usage rate

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    I guess the Giant likes his roast beef RARE

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I guess the Giant likes his roast beef RARE
    There is more to a woman than her pussy.

    Don't be so shallow.

    They also have .

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    Giant, I am a known floppy titty lover so I give her a thumbs up

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    There is more to a woman than her pussy.

    Don't be so shallow.

    They also have .
    she wants to get pregnant u could be daddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Wow. Shakespeare SBR style
    My wife still has a letter I wrote her that I colored my dong with her lipstick and made a dickstamp as the official seal.
    Mr Lightnin'
    Would be more dramatic if you use a hot, red wax seal on her Valentines card this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    she wants to get pregnant u could be daddy
    How can she get impregnated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Mr Lightnin'
    Would be more dramatic if you use a hot, red wax seal on her Valentines card this year.


    Not a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    There is more to a woman than her pussy.

    Don't be so shallow.

    They also have .
    Exactly.

    Since there are no Conjugal visits then who cares what her pussy looks like anyways?

    At least she has nice jugs that she can flash through the window at you while you talk to her on the phone during visitations.

    Giant, you may have just found THE ONE.

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