I just got done watching a special about her.
I really liked her.
Amazingly intelligent.
Gorgeous.
Good at keeping secrets.
Into kinky sex.
There are so many other great reasons to date her:
She'll never drop by unexpectedly.
I'll always know where she is.
Two words: Conjugal visits.
Let's get this started. How do I write to her? I want to be a murderers groupie.