1. 01-04-18 10:05 AM #1
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    Robber tries to shoot his way out of store after staff lock him inside

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/robber-shoo...ry?id=52119743

    He tried to pray his way out.
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  2. 01-04-18 10:06 AM #2
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    when I shoot my way out of a convenience store, I always find myself singin' this tune out loud to further intimidate the other store patrons, the clerks, and the swat team out front:

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  3. 01-04-18 10:09 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/robber-shoo...ry?id=52119743

    He tried to pray his way out.
    f'n - A; he said he has nothing....

    i thought the texans gave d'andre hopkins a huge signing bonus..... he already blew it on babes and blow?
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  4. 01-04-18 11:20 AM #4
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    WTF is going on down there in Magnolia City, Donk? First the chick is destroying Warhol's on a dinner date and now this dude can't even break out of a convenience store!
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  5. 01-04-18 11:24 AM #5
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    Hahahahahaha
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  6. 01-04-18 12:44 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    WTF is going on down there in Magnolia City, Donk? First the chick is destroying Warhol's on a dinner date and now this dude can't even break out of a convenience store!
    no shit, and I just bought a f'n store due to fears about "net neutrality".....

    the wetbacks I hired to run shit have my permission to shoot first and ask questions later.....

    thin margins require it......




    i have this photo posted at both registers and strict orders to shoot on sight.....

    or at least tie her up til I can pop a viagra and get down there.....


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  7. 01-04-18 12:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/robber-shoo...ry?id=52119743

    He tried to pray his way out.
    He was praying to Jesse Jackson .
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  8. 01-04-18 12:57 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    He was praying to Jesse Jackson .
    i would too....

    jesse's lookin' a little thin, but if he can still pull this wool, he's worthy of our prayers:





    damn jesse is lookin' old:

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  9. 01-04-18 01:11 PM #9
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    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are horrific leaders. Young black men should admire the Neil deGrasse Tysons and Kenneth Frazier's of the world. Athletes and rappers are not the ones who should be role models.
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    oh shit, that's not jesse????

    you know what they say about african american reverends.... they all look the same
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  11. 01-04-18 01:50 PM #11
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    this video reminds me of when I get a liberal panicked after they say something stupid/untrue lol
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    Donk, is that Donkland Video Emporium in the same mini-mall as that massage parlor you saved in the hurricane?
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  13. 01-04-18 02:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are horrific leaders. Young black men should admire the Neil deGrasse Tysons and Kenneth Frazier's of the world. Athletes and rappers are not the ones who should be role models.



    you are so penetrating dumb it's hilarious. Thank you!


    yes black kids, aspire to be a fake scientist!





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  14. 01-04-18 02:34 PM #14
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    [QUOTE=Auto Donk;27480950]i would too....

    jesse's lookin' a little thin, but if he can still pull this wool, he's worthy of our prayers:





    damn jesse is lookin' old:

    Which one is he ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post



    you are so penetrating dumb it's hilarious. Thank you!


    yes black kids, aspire to be a fake scientist!





    Hmmmmm.... Let's see... Tyson has a bachelor's from Harvard, a Masters from UT of Austin and a masters and doctorate from Colombia. All degrees in scientific fields.

    I think I'll listen to the guy with science degrees from Ivy League schools over the meth head, trailer trash poster who is on welfare (brooks85.)
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  16. 01-04-18 03:18 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are horrific leaders. Young black men should admire the Neil deGrasse Tysons and Kenneth Frazier's of the world. Athletes and rappers are not the ones who should be role models.
    Jesse and Al are opportunists, not leaders. They are for themselves.
    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    this video reminds me of when I get a liberal panicked after they say something stupid/untrue lol
    Poor brooks trying to act tough again. Kid would piss his pants at the first gunshot.
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  17. 01-04-18 03:20 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Jesse and Al are opportunists, not leaders. They are for themselves.

    Poor brooks trying to act tough again. Kid would piss his pants at the first gunshot.
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  18. 01-04-18 03:37 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are horrific leaders. Young black men should admire the Neil deGrasse Tysons and Kenneth Frazier's of the world. Athletes and rappers are not the ones who should be role models.
    hahahahahahahahaha

    you know nothing
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  19. 01-04-18 04:11 PM #19
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    look up to degraasse?

    I thought he was in a wheel chair..... hard to look up to him.....





    and I thought it was now an accepted truism that we don't look up to former degrassi "stars" who now admit to smokin' dope and trying to be rappers....


    weed.... drugs..... bad.....
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  20. 01-04-18 09:51 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    hahahahahahahahaha

    you know nothing

    He knows that you are the kind of guy who sits down to piss.
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  21. 01-05-18 12:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    He knows that you are the kind of guy who sits down to piss.
    What's even more impressive is that he stands up to crap.
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