ROFL I know how it works .Originally Posted by whatsgood5
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02-17-10 05:33 PM #71
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02-17-10 05:34 PM #72
No my shit is not black I do not have an ucler and no blood in stool
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02-17-10 05:34 PM #73
Exactly. It's not the oreo's doing that. Originally Posted by paco
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02-17-10 05:34 PM #74
Oreos does change the color it gets darker
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02-17-10 05:35 PM #75
My shit is brown which is good
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02-17-10 05:35 PM #76
No more time being wasted on this I have a game to cap
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02-17-10 05:35 PM #77
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02-17-10 05:36 PM #78
Good Originally Posted by tltaylor89
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02-17-10 05:36 PM #79
One more Taylor, do it up.
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02-17-10 05:37 PM #80
Glad to hear though, I was worried about ya Originally Posted by tltaylor89
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02-17-10 05:38 PM #81
Why T, shit talk is fun Originally Posted by tltaylor89
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02-17-10 05:38 PM #82
Guys I'm kind of worried about BJ though. I mean he's been taking a shit for the last 30 minutes. Should we call for help or something?
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02-17-10 05:40 PM #83
Nearing 40 min YIKES Originally Posted by whatsgood5
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02-17-10 05:41 PM #84
Maybe he cramped up a muscle trying to wipe while sitting down , fell on the floor and now has shit all over him and the floor? Originally Posted by whatsgood5
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02-17-10 05:44 PM #85
I stand up and use a baby wipe to clean the corn-hole...2 if it was a collateral damage shit...and if its a def-con 3 explosion...into the shower I go...I hate reeking of feces and having the itchy smear rubbing in my pants...plus its good hygiene you nasty sonsofbitches...
Last edited by Spanks; 02-17-10 at 05:48 PM.
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02-17-10 05:45 PM #86
This has gotta be it. Originally Posted by paco
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02-17-10 05:47 PM #87
So you clowns really stand up to whipe your ass? Spread cheek with one hand whipe with other? What if it's rea? Sitting down your asshole is spread and much much easier to wipe.
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02-17-10 06:08 PM #88
Exactly my thoughts, I mean it's already spread apart. Originally Posted by Deuce
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02-17-10 06:33 PM #89
Boys that was an adventure. Here is the breakdown. Originally Posted by paco
I sit down, light my cigarette as usual when I take a shit. I pee standing down and this just isn't meant to be. I could barely get my dick far enough down to hit the toilet and most of the piss was hitting inside the toilet and bouncing up at me. A big mess. Then I shit, as usual. Now this is where it gets ugly. Normally I stand up and throw my cig in the toilet. Sitting down to wipe I decide let me put it in the toilet through my legs. I swear I almost burnt my nut sack to hell. I could feel the heat coming off of it onto my balls. I think I burned a hair. Not pretty. Then I go to wipe. This just isn't meant to be. It was a mess. I got shit all over my gooch. My arm was halfway in the toilet. It was getting all over my ass cheeks. Had to shower right away. By the time that nonsense was over I had to run out so I went out and I felt like everyone knew what had just happened. It was terrible.
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02-17-10 06:35 PM #90
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02-17-10 06:41 PM #91
The standing wipe is observedly better. You don't involve the nuts or shaft in the equation at all.
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02-17-10 06:43 PM #92
I knew something happened . "almost burned my balls"
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02-17-10 06:45 PM #93
Wait, so you piss standing up, and then sit down to shit? Interesting.
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02-17-10 06:45 PM #94
Originally Posted by Deuce
I dissagree. When I stand up, I have much more room to operate. No chance of having my hand accidently hitting the water with a floater roaming around, and it just is more comfortable for me. I don't have to lean one one ass cheek, or do some contortionist thing by going in through the legs and navigating around the jimmy and rollers.
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02-17-10 06:45 PM #95
Paco don't wipe sitting down. Seriously, I may have exaggerated a bit on the end but it really was a bad experience.
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02-17-10 06:46 PM #96
Isn't this standard? Originally Posted by whatsgood5
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02-17-10 06:47 PM #97
****ing standing up is the way to go, **** that sitting down bs.
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02-17-10 06:47 PM #98
Why would they be involved in the first place? You don't wipe from the front side when sitting down, you scoot up on the seat and go through the back area. Nuts and/or shaft is a total non-factor when done the correct way. Originally Posted by Dad
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02-17-10 06:47 PM #99
That's not what I thought, and I certainly rarely do it. What about everyone else? Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ
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02-17-10 06:49 PM #100
Wow.
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02-17-10 06:52 PM #101
f\*\*k it, u guys hav me confused now. I'm not gonna wipe either way anymore. I'm just gonna shit and pick up my pants and go about my business
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02-17-10 06:55 PM #102
I did it wrong then. I went through the legs. Originally Posted by whatsgood5
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02-17-10 06:56 PM #103
Damn, I must try this method later on. Sounds thrilling.
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02-17-10 06:56 PM #104
Originally Posted by paco
So in summary lets go over this.
A) You should piss standing up, then sit and shit?
B) You should stand up, palm your left ass cheek and dig in with the right hand.
C) If you can't stand due to injury you should go around the back when wiping rather then straight through the legs?
Someone please correct me if I am wrong. I want to have this shit down for the ladies.
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02-17-10 06:57 PM #105I thought i told you that we dont stop
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wtf u scoot up and wipe from the back sitting down? sounds complicated.
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