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    gauchojake
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    I May Start A New POTM List

    This would be for the most retarded poster of the month - RPOTM. List would be like top 5 or top 10 maybe. The algo I have incorporates the following types of posts

    -Conspiracy theories - politiics weighted differently than sports or ref theories. Space ships and other worldly stuff not as heavily weighted. False flags, crisis actors, shadow governments, and Illuminati type stuff is very heavily weighted
    - Threads that incorporate LOCK's and huge ML Favs (Sorry Otters this is for seaweed)
    - Complaining about books who do things like apply rollovers to bonuses or sell points on/off key numbers at a higher price than non key numbers, etc is a big component
    - popularity - if other posters think you're a retard you probably are


    Looking for other key factors
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    Captain obvious posts galore. (Rhymes with Libby)

    Completely empty useless posts. (Rhymes with Coot, and Bay Bay)

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    I am watching

    2018

    RPOTM

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    I win easily

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    I suspect this account won't be around in 2018 so probably no worries for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I suspect this account won't be around in 2018 so probably no worries for you
    oh, I will be here

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I suspect this account won't be around in 2018 so probably no worries for you

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    if a non pro comes into this thread and asks to be considered, does that make him a candidate for RPOTM?

    if so, count me in


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    that a boy jaker, get those clowns

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    Non pro is a tie breaker. Depending on if I know whose ghost it is, the PRO status might be weighted more heavily. That's a manual adjustment to the computer, though.

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    I would nominate Phaggdaddy for RPOTM but nobody knows who the fukk he is.

    He has a lot of work to do before he can ascend to RPOTM consideration.

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    There is a whole month for the tard cream to rise to the top so you never know

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    There is also the poster that tries really hard to be clever, but is anything but.

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    I really want to do this but I think the ramifications might prevent me from doing so. It would be all in good fun, but I think some people's pussies would be hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I really want to do this but I think the ramifications might prevent me from doing so. It would be all in good fun, but I think some people's pussies would be hurt.

    That is like when my wife starts to say something and then says “nevermind”.

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    Greaser people are crazy and I don't need some butthurt internet gambling degenerate weirdo hunting me down. I still might do it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Greaser people are crazy and I don't need some butthurt internet gambling degenerate weirdo hunting me down. I still might do it though.
    Dude who are you telling?

    brooks is probably outside of my house right now peeping at me with his binoculars

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Greaser people are crazy and I don't need some butthurt internet gambling degenerate weirdo hunting me down. I still might do it though.
    Jake are you a member of this forum or not?

    Get your priorities straight and make this list even if it puts your life and family at risk.

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    Mickey I am still taking notes and feeding the info into the computer. We have some time to decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Mickey I am still taking notes and feeding the info into the computer. We have some time to decide.
    I know your computer models are never wrong, looking forward to the results
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    Manny!

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    Manny!!! Where you been skin??

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    I like it. An alternate POM contest is good idea.

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    Gotta be a 2-man race this month between Rudy and Firefag

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Gotta be a 2-man race this month between Rudy and Firefag
    and this guy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Gotta be a 2-man race this month between Rudy and Firefag
    whatd i do to you bro?

    send me those 2 points back

    i did not like your girth anyway and thought you were lying
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    whatd i do to you bro?

    send me those 2 points back

    i did not like your girth anyway and thought you were lying

    from the photos he sent to my wife along with his song..... she also had a "girth issue" with him......

    but then again, after dealin' with yours truly, most all other cranks resemble these in her mind:


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    kraken is a cukk

    so no way he sent photos to your wife

    mustve been his wife laughing at him to your wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterJohnson View Post
    I think I may make an exception for Peter.

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    Not many things I’ve enjoyed more in life than the first time a woman sees my dick. The big eyes, nervous laughter, sometimes even the “you’re not putting that in me” line

    Those were good days when it happened on the reg

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    Lot of incredibly deserving candidates to choose from. Gonna be tough to narrow it down to 10!

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