1. 11-21-17 03:51 PM #36
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    holy shit, JJ, that may have been the worse excuse for a "sandwich" I have ever seen.....

    even the pathetic chinchy cheapass sandwich makers at Subway and Quizno's, always trying to save their cheapass competing companies money by not putting too much meat on the sandwiches they make, think you're a broke dick fuk trying to make that shitty "hog's head" salami -- (that what we call Boar's Head products down here -- and they're generally considered average yet economical) --last an extra two f''n sandwiches in the days to come.....

    that was f;n pathetic... some one in texas dare to make a sandwich with that littlie bitty amount of meat in it, i'd shove it up their ass and throw them across the counter into their sandwich cubby and order them to try the fuk again.....


    figures your dumbass wouldn't even have the basic knowledge of how to make a legitimate sandwich.....
    one chicken shit thin ass layer of hog's head salami and some cheap ass salad dressing, no other spices..... not toasted..... I wouldn't serve that shit to the wetbacks crossing into texas and heading for h-town across my ranch that nasty shit.... I'd be embarassed to.....

    here's how the meat is supposed to look in a goddam sandwich.....:


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  2. 11-21-17 04:02 PM #37
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    Got Philly cheese steaks????

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  3. 11-21-17 04:06 PM #38
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    the bread looks good

    I like the looks of the first sandwich Jibby posted
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  4. 11-21-17 04:06 PM #39
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    How come I see no videos of you making a sandwich, I bet you can’t afford one
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  5. 11-21-17 04:10 PM #40
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    JJ has to watch his protein intake
    20+ years of DBOL
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  6. 11-21-17 04:13 PM #41
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    Hot pepper relish or cherry peppers a must.

    Jj you are slacking.
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  7. 11-21-17 04:17 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    holy shit, JJ, that may have been the worse excuse for a "sandwich" I have ever seen.....

    even the pathetic chinchy cheapass sandwich makers at Subway and Quizno's, always trying to save their cheapass competing companies money by not putting too much meat on the sandwiches they make, think you're a broke dick fuk trying to make that shitty "hog's head" salami -- (that what we call Boar's Head products down here -- and they're generally considered average yet economical) --last an extra two f''n sandwiches in the days to come.....

    that was f;n pathetic... some one in texas dare to make a sandwich with that littlie bitty amount of meat in it, i'd shove it up their ass and throw them across the counter into their sandwich cubby and order them to try the fuk again.....


    figures your dumbass wouldn't even have the basic knowledge of how to make a legitimate sandwich.....
    one chicken shit thin ass layer of hog's head salami and some cheap ass salad dressing, no other spices..... not toasted..... I wouldn't serve that shit to the wetbacks crossing into texas and heading for h-town across my ranch that nasty shit.... I'd be embarassed to.....

    here's how the meat is supposed to look in a goddam sandwich.....:



    Brisket? I am hungry as fukk right now
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  8. 11-21-17 04:18 PM #43
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    You guys got me to go out to a place called Bay Cities out here in Santa Monica California.. World famous sandwiches, lines out the door constantly.. Roast beef sandwich for me.. About to grub down right now.. No lie.. Too lazy to take a picture and post but I'm sure I can google one online..

    This is where I was just at - https://www.yelp.com/biz/bay-cities-...i-santa-monica



    This is what I'm eating now below but with more extra's and everything on it (best picture I could find).. Bay cities breads and sauce really makes these sandwiches arguably the best in the world.. ..

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  9. 11-21-17 04:26 PM #44
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    JJ learned this back when he got really close to being brought into la cosa nostra
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  10. 11-21-17 04:26 PM #45
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    Excellent video, JJ. Thank you. Got my stomach grumblng....
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  11. 11-21-17 04:27 PM #46
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    you guys commercial eaters

    I am homemade eater

    Archie correct
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  12. 11-21-17 04:28 PM #47
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    Jj
    Getting schooled here
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  13. 11-21-17 04:37 PM #48
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    Those candy canes look high priced. Maybe 1.39
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  14. 11-21-17 04:39 PM #49
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    Less gambling = better sandwich
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  15. 11-21-17 05:12 PM #50
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    just watched the video... Italian sandwich without soppressata is not an Italian sandwich coach
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  16. 11-21-17 05:22 PM #51
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    Man this is disappointed for philly jersey guys

    where is cooking w/ cougar when you need em
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  17. 11-21-17 05:36 PM #52
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    Waiting for another video from a poster
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  18. 11-21-17 05:38 PM #53
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    That "high end walnut cake" looks like it came from a kids bake sale fundraiser.
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  19. 11-21-17 05:40 PM #54
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    I'll be chicken-frying venison next week, Tiny..... with my homemade cream gravy and mashed red potatoes......

    once again, I'll be beating you by a f'n mile.....
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  20. 11-21-17 05:42 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How come I see no videos of you making a sandwich, I bet you can’t afford one
    JJ's impotence at sandwich making is understandable, as he generally has experience with only one kind of sandwich:


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  21. 11-21-17 05:48 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    JJ you broke dik fuk. Cheap ass paper plates and a fridge that doesn't even fit in the wall. Pre packed Boars Head is for the Poor's you broke ass bastard
    Was gonna say the same thing about pre pack lunch meats. Jesus
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  22. 11-21-17 05:57 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    Was gonna say the same thing about pre pack lunch meats. Jesus
    All salt and preservatives.. Packaged meat slices are garbage indeed..
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  23. 11-21-17 05:59 PM #58
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    Good one there

    I’m on mob tight eater
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    JJ's impotence at sandwich making is understandable, as he generally has experience with only one kind of sandwich:


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  24. 11-21-17 05:59 PM #59
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    Bigger than 10 of your cokks combined. Which is tough to pull off with those four slices of salami.
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  25. 11-21-17 06:20 PM #60
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    Video sucked even more dick watching it a 2nd time
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  26. 11-21-17 06:42 PM #61
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    That's one dry ass sandwich.

    No condiments?
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  27. 11-21-17 06:46 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    That's one dry ass sandwich.

    No condiments?
    His pallet is gereally lubed up I think
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  28. 11-21-17 06:53 PM #63
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    You guys love tire sandwiches

    Rubber rolls
    Tough meat
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  29. 11-21-17 06:57 PM #64
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    Never seen a guy get hammered like this for making a premium sammi

    Boars Head all around
    Fresh rolls

    Granted he’s clueless what to do with the stuff but he’s trying
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  30. 11-21-17 07:00 PM #65
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    Ever had a wish sandwich? Bow bow bow!!!

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  31. 11-21-17 07:03 PM #66
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    Guys I’m in the mafia I think I know about Italian food
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  32. 11-21-17 07:07 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys I’m in the mafia I think I know about Italian food
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    You put 4 slices of salami on a bun bigger than 10 SBR posters cocks...
    those were your words
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  33. 11-21-17 07:08 PM #68
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    JJ-

    You know Boars Head is based in my backyard here....thats Sarasota, FL meat buddy!

    Personally I search out the most Jewish deli I can find for a good sandwhich. Hasn't failed me yet.
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  34. 11-21-17 07:08 PM #69
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    Mr Saloon moderator, you aren’t in shit and you don’t know shit
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  35. 11-21-17 07:15 PM #70
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    I don’t see any pickled eggs....
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