1. 11-04-17 07:44 PM #36
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    I'd like to fuk SBR Mayela!...How do you like them apples?!
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  2. 11-04-17 07:54 PM #37
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    Apple picking? You've instantly arrived in her friend-zone.

    Well done.
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  3. 11-04-17 08:05 PM #38
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    Mayela is a pretty name

    This video was strange but entertaining. The hard transition from apple trees to goats was shocking
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  4. 11-04-17 08:07 PM #39
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    Mayela was acting like that whole family in NJ when JJ and Opie visited them

    Like maybe the cameraman had a gun and told them to be sure to smile and act friendly before he started filming
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  5. 11-04-17 08:09 PM #40
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    thread just shows how dumb you guys are

    NYC is the BIG APPLE

    washinton/Washington st play for the apple cup

    and you mother fukks think they have apples in costa rica?????????
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  6. 11-04-17 08:41 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes apple pie coming

    Costa Rican women beautiful

    She is an accountant at SBR
    later in jj's night...
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  7. 11-04-17 08:41 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Apple picking? You've instantly arrived in her friend-zone.

    Well done.
    Lmfao.. So true
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  8. 11-04-17 08:44 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Apple picking? You've instantly arrived in her friend-zone.

    Well done.
    She might be foreshadowing future events through the symbolism of picking fruit
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  9. 11-04-17 09:00 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    thread just shows how dumb you guys are

    NYC is the BIG APPLE

    washinton/Washington st play for the apple cup

    and you mother fukks think they have apples in costa rica?????????
    sure they do - only they grow on pines and are called pineapples
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  10. 11-04-17 09:22 PM #45
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    What is she doing with you and why is she on the East coast?
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  11. 11-05-17 02:22 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you guys fall for anything

    1. the LOW was 68 in costa rica today...you think theyd be out at fukkin noon in winter coats?

    2. apples do not grow in fukkin costa rica
    thanks columbo

    next you're going to tell me hulk hogan's real name
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  12. 11-05-17 05:20 AM #47
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    She was in NJ on a business trip for SBR

    I was the host
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  13. 11-05-17 06:05 AM #48
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    JJ did you take her out for cocktails and a nice supper?
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  14. 11-05-17 06:22 AM #49
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    Pizza

    Funds not real good

    She paid
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  15. 11-05-17 06:23 AM #50
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    Proud of you JJ
    Over their years you have grown up
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  16. 11-05-17 06:51 AM #51
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    picking apples.... let me quess....

    you were hoping this kind of apple tree would give you the "kevin spacey" treatment????

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  17. 11-05-17 06:59 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Proud of you JJ
    Over their years you have grown up
    Thank You
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  18. 11-05-17 07:01 AM #53
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    do this with some of those apples:

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  19. 11-05-17 07:58 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Same gal from deer hunting video
    of course I couldn't see the video because it's fukked up, but when I read the title and read that wetback-sounding name I immediately suspected that we'd see that same old beaner lady in the f'n video......

    for chrissakes, JJ, I could set you up with some women that are exponentially hotter than that old slag......

    wtf?!?!?!?!?

    a wild dog I saw chasin' a young buck out at the ranch yesterday was better lookin' than that old tortilla grinder you're draggin' around jersey these days....

    pull your f'n head out of your ass and come down to the home of the world series f'n champions, hit Treasures with me and alex bregman, and let her stay up there makin' tortillas.....
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  20. 11-05-17 08:01 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    of course I couldn't see the video because it's fukked up, but when I read the title and read that wetback-sounding name I immediately suspected that we'd see that same old beaner lady in the f'n video......

    for chrissakes, JJ, I could set you up with some women that are exponentially hotter than that old slag......

    wtf?!?!?!?!?

    a wild dog I saw chasin' a young buck out at the ranch yesterday was better lookin' than that old tortilla grinder you're draggin' around jersey these days....

    pull your f'n head out of your ass and come down to the home of the world series f'n champions, hit Treasures with me and alex bregman, and let her stay up there makin' tortillas.....
    Racial undertones here. Not cool
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  21. 11-05-17 08:07 AM #56
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    racial my ass....

    i just pulled up his f'n internet history (my wife's an IT senior engineer in charge of global security for one of the biggest f'n insurance companies in the world, and thus can hack into anything, even better than our long lost russian f'n rocket), and found this shit:





    no wonder JJ's out frolicking with this old taco ho.....


    f'n watching all that wetback porn has warped his fragile little mind.....
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  22. 11-05-17 08:35 AM #57
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    I hope apples weren't the only thing he was picking yesterday.
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  23. 11-05-17 08:40 AM #58
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  24. 11-05-17 10:21 AM #59
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    It is all good!!!!!

    She flies back Tuesday
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  25. 11-05-17 10:22 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It is all good!!!!!

    She flies back Tuesday
    JJ, you have it backwards...She should be flying in Tuesday, and getting the hell out by Friday...Too many games on the weekend for that...
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  26. 11-05-17 11:01 AM #61
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  27. 11-05-17 02:28 PM #62
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    Games are nit important

    women are

    I am pussy whipped automan and have not even touched her
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  28. 11-05-17 02:39 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Games are nit important

    women are

    I am pussy whipped automan and have not even touched her
    wow, takin' pathetic to a whole 'nother level......
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  29. 11-05-17 02:48 PM #64
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  30. 11-05-17 02:54 PM #65
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  31. 11-05-17 03:24 PM #66
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    Thanking about her 24 hours a day we are going to be skyping from Costa Rica we’ve decided to four hours per day

    Phone 2 hrs a day
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  32. 11-05-17 03:33 PM #67
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    I dont think the hairless guy realizes how naturally funny he is.
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  33. 11-05-17 03:40 PM #68
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    JJ romancing this chick at the apple orchard. That is OG shit right there.
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  34. 11-06-17 06:36 AM #69
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    JJ how much are you going to miss her?
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  35. 11-06-17 06:56 AM #70
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    Guys don’t realize how sharp the coach is.

    Apple orchard + Self-deprecating humor = disappearing panties

    Learn from the coach, boys.
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