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    Seaweed
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    Back from my honeymoon. What Did ai Miss?

    Anything important?

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    Hello Seaweed. Welcome back!

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    red knob

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    Kraken is 1/3 black? (at the minimum)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Kraken is 1/3 black? (at the minimum)
    Does he have 3 parents? Maybe he was conceived during a menage a trois.....

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    OP, JJ went apple picking and came very close to buying an over-priced goat.

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    Meet a new guy. He's sweet and tone

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    Seaweed go fuk yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Seaweed go fuk yourself
    I see you are not a morning person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I see you are not a morning person!
    my thinkin' is he just found out his "costa rica connection" gave him The f'n Crabs.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Anything important?
    Did you she lick your balls and asshole when she gave you a blow job before you had sex on your wedding night? If not she doesn't really love you...she just settled.

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    indeed, tossin' salad = true love....

    well put, maddy.....

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    Does your ass or the Giants ass hurt?
    Did he make you wear the black bag on your head during the Honeymoon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Does your ass or the Giants ass hurt?
    Did he make you wear the black bag on your head during the Honeymoon?
    probably both, as whoever the wife in the relationship is probably hired this guy to do em both simultaneously:






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    Mr. Weed, get her one of these as a wedding gift, you'll get to spend more time at SBR.

    Now that I think about it, get one for yourself too...



    Enjoy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Mr. Weed, get her one of these as a wedding gift, you'll get to spend more time at SBR.

    Now that I think about it, get one for yourself too...



    Enjoy!

    fuk it, get me one while you're at it, as well....

    it'll make takin' bad beats on sbr poker more enjoyable.....

    how deep is that thing's throat? and does the throat expand/retract?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Does he have 3 parents? Maybe he was conceived during a menage a trois.....
    LOL good one

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