Going to a halloween party tonight where there will be a chick I've been talking to recently; it should be going down tonight between the two of us.
Should I flog the dolphin before the party?
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10-28-17 04:34 PM #1
Halloween party tonight!
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10-28-17 04:57 PM #2
take the dolphin, both of you.... it'll have the added benefit of makin' coming almost impossible.....
she'll think you're a total f'n stud, and the most handsome guy ever, due to rollin'.....
tip: pop a viagra, too, about 30 mins before funtime, as the x might make you lose wood at any given time during the encounter, without any warning whatsoever.... think of it as "insurance".....
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10-28-17 09:45 PM #3
I bet he's fukkin her right now.
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