1. 10-22-17 07:56 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    You wake up in the middle of the night and see this standing over you!!!




    What do you do???
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  2. 10-22-17 07:56 PM #2
    downsouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post



    What do you do???
    One way to instantly get rid of morning wood
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  3. 10-22-17 08:00 PM #3
    Chi_archie
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    I believe you gotta start with some jelly pinchers
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  4. 10-22-17 08:01 PM #4
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    no words
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  5. 10-22-17 08:02 PM #5
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    Reach for ice pick under bed.
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  6. 10-22-17 08:05 PM #6
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    How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there
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  7. 10-22-17 08:29 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there
    Looks flabby to me.
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  8. 10-22-17 08:50 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Looks flabby to me.
    yep not cut up at all. all body fat
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  9. 10-22-17 10:25 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I believe you gotta start with some jelly pinchers
    don't you mean "jelly watchers"?


    i'd probably go easy on him, as he's probably only sleepwalking..... probably just hit him with my tranq gun.....





    if he's lookin for some action, on the other hand, i'd quickly knock him the fuk out....
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  10. 10-22-17 10:27 PM #10
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    Grab the nail clippers, they are about the right size.
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  11. 10-23-17 01:09 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there
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  12. 10-23-17 04:07 PM #12
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    A full clip of 9mm hollow points would make that pasty bitch look like bad swiss cheese.

    At least bobby would be safe from any further attempted sexual assaults from baldy.
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