so, you're at the game, havin' a cold one....

and eyeing some babe who you'd like to straight-up grab by the pussy.....

you're thinking how good that pussy would feel clasped in your hand.....

and how if some fukstick wearing a green shirt wasn't sitting in between the two of you, you'd probably be fisting the babe as we speak.....

then...

all of the sudden, you realize "the wave" just went by......



well, there goes your chance.....

you're NOT gettin' laid now, brah


especially given that the fukstick in the green shirt, your apparent wingman, simply gives the "gay one-finger wave".....