1. 10-15-17 09:06 PM #1
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    Marriage Has Changed My Life

    NFL Sunday

    Spent 6 hours putting together dressers from IKEA

    Took out garbage

    Drank coffee and talked about my day

    Gentlemen, I have changed
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  2. 10-15-17 09:08 PM #2
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    No kids

    So leave

    Clean
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  3. 10-15-17 09:08 PM #3
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    You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott
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  4. 10-15-17 09:08 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    NFL Sunday

    Spent 6 hours putting together dressers from IKEA

    Took out garbage

    Drank coffee and talked about my day

    Gentlemen, I have changed

    Ikea is when you are student or single or living together with a gf. Once you get married, you graduate to something else.
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  5. 10-15-17 09:10 PM #5
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    Thats super great. It's good while it's good. Finally trained mine not to ask about gambling gains/losses.
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  6. 10-15-17 09:11 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott
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  7. 10-15-17 09:13 PM #7
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    Women and committed relationships ruin the sports gamblers dream..

    Throw capping time and being dialed in out the window.. Go get a 9-5 or start a small business Weeders.. You're done man....
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  8. 10-15-17 09:14 PM #8
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    Didn't stop you from posting lies and fiction
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  9. 10-15-17 09:16 PM #9
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    Post a pic
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  10. 10-15-17 09:19 PM #10
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    Im happy though

    Just less free time

    Maybe watched 20 mins of games today

    She said "NFL countdown, at 11am, are you serious? You have to countdown too? We need to go to IKEA"

    I realized then and there
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  11. 10-15-17 09:21 PM #11
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    Never fukkin heard of ya pal
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  12. 10-15-17 09:23 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Never fukkin heard of ya pal

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  13. 10-15-17 09:28 PM #13
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    This is the first time I've ever heard of anyone's life going to shit after they become an SBR Pro.
    Seaweed even found a way to mush that, too.
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  14. 10-15-17 09:44 PM #14
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    Pussy whipped bitch
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  15. 10-15-17 10:01 PM #15
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    Weed, gtfoh. Come back when your head is right.
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  16. 10-15-17 10:06 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Weed, gtfoh. Come back when your head is right.

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  17. 10-15-17 10:27 PM #17
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    Seaweed, have the blowies dried up yet?
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  18. 10-15-17 10:30 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott
    Seaweed and his husband can share a cup of AIDS.
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  19. 10-15-17 10:40 PM #19
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    Kill yourself everyday huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Im happy though

    Just less free time

    Maybe watched 20 mins of games today

    She said "NFL countdown, at 11am, are you serious? You have to countdown too? We need to go to IKEA"

    I realized then and there
    Do you alternate weeks on and off or go 3 days on 4 days off, 4 days on 3 days off with calling it he or she?
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  21. 10-15-17 10:44 PM #21
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    I will be back

    Just need time
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  22. 10-15-17 11:37 PM #22
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    Marriage is horrible. 50% of all marriages end in divorce. The rest end in DEATH!
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  23. 10-15-17 11:47 PM #23
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    U mean u didn't idolize men in uniforms...thats a good thing. The jets beat atlanta 99 to 1....so u didn't miss anything.
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  24. 10-16-17 12:01 AM #24
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    Sounds like your life is now going to revolve around doing a list of I do's for wifey on weekends. A few years from now you won't even be watching sports anymore because she won't let you. You are going to long for the days when you used to gamble and enjoy sports. Good luck going to Ikea every weekend while she whips you and molds you into something you can't even look in the mirror and be proud of. You won't be happy unless you are a degenerate like the rest of us here. Lay the hammer down now and find your nuts again or you won't be watching sports anymore or enjoying your life.
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  25. 10-16-17 12:08 AM #25
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    Don't go changing to try and please me
    You never let me down before
    Don't imagine you're too familiar
    And I don't see you anymore

    I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
    We never could have come this far
    I took the good times; I'll take the bad times
    I'll take you just the way you are

    Don't go trying some new fashion
    Don't change the color of your hair
    You always have my unspoken passion
    Although I might not seem to care

    I don't want clever conversation
    I never want to work that hard
    I just want someone that I can talk to
    I want you just the way you are

    I need to know that you will always be
    The same old someone that I knew
    What will it take till you believe in me
    The way that I believe in you?

    I said I love you and that's forever
    And this I promise from the heart
    I could not love you any better
    I love you just the way you are
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  26. 10-16-17 12:18 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    NFL Sunday
    Spent 6 hours putting together dressers from IKEA
    Took out garbage
    Drank coffee and talked about my day
    Gentlemen, I have changed
    Talked about your day

    Real married couples don't do that. Get with it.
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  27. 10-16-17 12:23 AM #27
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    It's obvious your a whipped little bitch if your running around decorating the house....
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  28. 10-16-17 02:27 AM #28
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    Seaweed
    Nice to hear from you!
    IKEA sucks
    Go Amish for your furniture
    Peace
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  29. 10-16-17 03:09 AM #29
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    Good to hear your happy man
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  30. 10-16-17 04:16 AM #30
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    You're not missing anything now anyway. NFL sucks donkey balls. Just a circus now.
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  31. 10-16-17 05:11 AM #31
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    Can you pick a winner now?
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  32. 10-16-17 05:22 AM #32
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    people that get married are jerkoffs

    It does not work anymore

    Times are way different
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  33. 10-16-17 11:30 AM #33
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    Canadian SJW humor?
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  34. 10-16-17 11:40 AM #34
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  35. 11-21-17 05:00 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaddyMax View Post
    Ikea is when you are student or single or living together with a gf. Once you get married, you graduate to something else.
    Yes..
    Wal-mart
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