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    Shute
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    Going to gym.....

    Most important time of year to get in the cardio.
    Holidays coming up.
    Need to stay in shape and keep the weight down.
    Don't get sucked into the October slump.

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    walking better than anything
    gym for losers

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    Good

    Anywhere but here

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    dude, just pick up a log and carry it up and down the stadium stairs on your back

    easy

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    Enjoy man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    walking better than anything
    gym for losers
    This is idiotic

    Pounding booties clearly the most effective at keeping the weight off

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    Another easy way of course you have to walk good cardio is just shoot roids right in your ass every morning if I have the money that’s what I do and I’m pumped

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    Saloon this shit

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    Love guys that go to the gym and I’m sitting on the couch watching porn and I shoot it in my ass and more pumped than those guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Most important time of year to get in the cardio.
    Holidays coming up.
    Need to stay in shape and keep the weight down.
    Don't get sucked into the October slump.
    have fun in cardio class, shute....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Love guys that go to the gym and I’m sitting on the couch watching porn and I shoot it in my ass and more pumped than those guys
    jj, while i've heard of guys with enough length to bend their schwantz around behind their balls to enable them to slide their junk into their own back door and come into themselves, I'm pretty certain you don't qualify:



    no way that's gonna enable you to watch porn and shoot a load into your own ass.....

    hell, that pathetic marble isn't gonna enable you to shoot it into anyone else's ass, either......

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    on the bright side, JJ, at least you're on "the chart":


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    I’m saying I get muscle just by shooting it in my ass I don’t have to work out

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I’m saying I get muscle just by shooting it in my ass I don’t have to work out
    if you could get muscle just by having someone shoot it in your ass, aaron rodgers would look like this guy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if you could get muscle just by having someone shoot it in your ass, aaron rodgers would look like this guy:



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    Good stuff auto

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    This ain't facebook bro

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    Glad this shit was sent to Saloon

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    Jmobile
    I'd like to meet you in a dark alley with out any witnesses. Are you up for it?

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    why no witnesses.....

    it's like the old tree falling in the forrest shit.....

    if you beat the shit out of a jmobile like JMobile in a dark alley with no witnesses, did he really scream like a little boy bitch?

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    by the way, the only reason I don't just hunt this jmobile JMobile down and knock the shit out of him is that I know my wife will accuse me of hitting the strip club, as i'm certain when you make connection with his jmobily ass, the glitter is sure to shower down on you......

    stereotypical jmobiles waiting for flood rescue:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Jmobile
    I'd like to meet you in a dark alley with out any witnesses. Are you up for it?
    I'd like $500K to take you on in a street fight, fatso.

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