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    Anyone else's girlfriend this cynical?

    She hears about the guy who borrows somebody's truck so that he can transport the L.V. shooting victims to the hospital.

    Her first thought is...."who leaves their keys in their truck?"

    Now get this, her next words are..."why should he be given a new truck for free? He took somebody else's truck and probably got it all bloody."

    Is she too cynical or is this the norm for chicks (and society) today?

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    Pic please. Then I'll decide.
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    Not happening, she may be the one.

    And I don't want her appearance influencing you.

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    Did she not hear the word "borrowed"?

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    This thread is useless without pics.



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    Borrowed, that's the part that bothers her. Returning the truck with bloody seats.

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    The ugly ones are always the most cynical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    Not happening, she may be the one.

    And I don't want her appearance influencing you.
    Saloon this shit

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    wonder what happens to the guys truck with all the blood in it, does insurance cover that, and i would hope they wouldn't make him pay the deductible
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    Fuk you mobile! Maybe we're trying to learn something here.

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    Seriously, who leaves keys in a truck like that? Is that common?

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    So is she smart for making these points or is she just too negative to be with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Pic please. Then I'll decide.
    honestly this


    but she sounds like an entitled bitch

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    Serious detective work into thought process

    probably best to stay single

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    So is she smart for making these points or is she just too negative to be with?
    It depends how often she lets Jackie boy throw it in her ass

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    Nevermind, 5 replies and all you fuks want is pictures to jack off to. Best of luck growing up boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Seriously, who leaves keys in a truck like that? Is that common?
    Biggest bullsh#$ story ever told. Should be considered a fable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    She hears about the guy who borrows somebody's truck so that he can transport the L.V. shooting victims to the hospital.

    Her first thought is...."who leaves their keys in their truck?"

    Now get this, her next words are..."why should he be given a new truck for free? He took somebody else's truck and probably got it all bloody."

    Is she too cynical or is this the norm for chicks (and society) today?
    I might marry this broad. She seems very logical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    Nevermind, 5 replies and all you fuks want is pictures to jack off to. Best of luck growing up boys.
    Does that mean - no picture?

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    Shit, I was about to divorce my wife after she took Carson Wentz right before me in Fantasy this year. She fukking knew that I wanted him as my second QB(we play in a 2 QB money league) because I told her the day before the draft on our way to a picnic at her grandfather's house I was going to go after him and Jeffrey in the later rounds.

    Meanwhile I got stuck with fukking Cutler as my second QB.

    I'm trying to figure out how to fukk her over in the waivers tonight. I think she wants Case Keenam to cover a Bye.
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    Chicks look for drama and create it if none is there. I used to give my now wife flowers and she said to stop because it reminded her of a funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    Nevermind, 5 replies and all you fuks want is pictures to jack off to. Best of luck growing up boys.
    What were you expecting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Chicks look for drama and create it if none is there. I used to give my now wife flowers and she said to stop because it reminded her of a funeral.
    I haven't sent my wife flowers since before we got married. That was probably 13 years ago.

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    Logical yet cynical. A lot of smart people are like this, but after awhile, it can weigh you down. The negativity and skepticism will start to poison your own mind.

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    My story had nothing to do with my wife being cynical, just needed to get that off of my chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I haven't sent my wife flowers since before we got married. That was probably 13 years ago.
    Flowers overrated. Since it's been 13 years though, you're probably due for a bouquet. Always try and surprise your wife. Key to happy marriage.

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    Kermit...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    Nevermind, 5 replies and all you fuks want is pictures to jack off to. Best of luck growing up boys.
    ok you want the truth then


    you are dating a dumbass bitch


    is she serious???? who leaves their keys in their truck??? maybe people getting fukkin rounds rained down on them???


    why should he get a new truck??? are you fukking serious???? maybe you shouldn't worry about SBR poster's responses' and more about the dumbass bitch you think is the one


    happy truth day buddy...you asked, i tell

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    Yah that was pretty random.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    My story had nothing to do with my wife being cynical, just needed to get that off of my chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Flowers overrated. Since it's been 13 years though, you're probably due for a bouquet. Always try and surprise your wife. Key to happy marriage.
    My wife would rather get jewelry, which is what I usually get her. Unless your wife/GF works with a bunch of other women that they can make jealous, having flowers delivered is pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbo View Post
    Yah that was pretty random.
    I am still pissed from Last Sunday. I was in the dining room watching the Dolphin's game while she was in the living room watching the Eagle's game. Wentz had 3 TD's in the first quarter, meanwhile Cutler had like 20 fukking yards at halftime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    My wife would rather get jewelry, which is what I usually get her. Unless your wife/GF works with a bunch of other women that they can make jealous, having flowers delivered is pointless.
    Agree. Flowers worthless. But she's expecting jewelry. Maybe just try and change it up. Get her something or even better, do something, she'd never expect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Agree. Flowers worthless. But she's expecting jewelry. Maybe just try and change it up. Get her something or even better, do something, she'd never expect.
    I get her other stuff besides Jewelry. She plays a lot of video games, so that helps make it easy. It's cool that she is also into a lot of Pop-Culture shit.

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    Girls love experiences more than anything...spontaneous shit

    however....they always have to have that jewelry to rock as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Girls love experiences more than anything...spontaneous shit

    however....they always have to have that jewelry to rock as well
    My wife digs that Kay Jewelers "Diamonds in Motion" stuff.

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