[Bigbill365]

Lmao did u hear that

[Auto Donk]

i thought it was a porn site....

i've creampied several vegans over the years.... even anally....

what's the problem?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i thought it was a porn site....

i've creampied several vegans over the years.... even anally....

what's the problem?

Theres no problem donker.

Hey, does vegan snatch smell/taste the same as all the other snatch?

[Bigbill365]

The commentator Romo said he loves his wife's vegan creampies lol

[Bigbill365]

Vegan creampies.com is still available

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy




It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.
29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.
The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.
What are friends for, eh?
Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.




The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk.
‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

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‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’
‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’




Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting – but the results are worth it.
‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says.
The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine – she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial, and she now credits it for improving her complexion.
Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.


‘When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!’
As for the risks involved? ‘I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says.

[Mackballs]

I mean I really don't understand why she doesn't just let the guy shoot into her mouth? He's nice enough to donate it to her at least give him some enjoyment in return

[DiggityDaggityDo]

‘My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.’



Luckily for Tracy’s pal, she’s keen to find a partner who will take over from him. After three years of being single, she is looking for love.
Her goals?
‘I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’
Don’t we all?

[Mac4Lyfe]

You might be gay if you are supplying sperm to a woman instead of having her milk you for her own facials.

Hopefully this beauty secret catches on...

[milwaukee mike]

this stays on the front page of players talk for a whole nfl sunday afternoon

while my moviepass thread goes to the saloon

who's running this place?

[Bigbill365]

It's a gamble same with breast milk many diseases be careful out there and cautious u never know

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The commentator Romo said he loves his wife's vegan creampies lol

what a f'n cuckold....

is he saying the Dog Fart Crew is a bunch of f'n vegetarians?????

[Auto Donk]

Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy




It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.
29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.
The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.
What are friends for, eh?
Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.




The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk.
‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

hHAHA.... MUst've been a three or four load morning to fill that cup up....

i once had such a kinky freak lover she made me fill up those little popsicle makers with "donk juice," freeze them and make popsicles out of em for her culinary enjoyment while I was out of town taking depositions.....

damn that was a good girl.......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Cumm popsicles?

Sick

[Auto Donk]

Cumm popsicles?

Sick

she even melted one while going stink to pink and back and forth with it..... kinky girl, no doubt.....

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