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    Monkeys would never let you fly and get let lose youself)


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    Come get some

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    no, worry, we have a secret weapon here in the US that can handle any overly aggressive or attacking Russian Aircraft.....

    the special weapon is in the form of a five foot six homosexual Velvet Mafia victim named "maverick"......






    Putin, you've been warned!!!


    accurately predicted Putin response:


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    Velvet Mafia required this scene, "playing with the boys," to be included in the movie......



    nothing says "jerk scene" to gay hollywood moguls more than a bunch of oiled up pilots playing volleyball with each other to the snazzy little kenny loggins tune "PLAYIN' WITH THE BOYS".....

    this scene gives the "Sparticus" bath scene a strong run for its money for gayest shit ever produced by hollywood in a non-gay porno film....

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