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    jjgold
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    Anyone know how to get $10,000 quick other than a loanshark?

    couple guys of been asking me and I really don't know what to tell them they're running Low and I guess they need some money to keep them going

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    VeggieDog
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    Ski mask, gun.

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    MinnesotaFats
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    Title loan

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    gauchojake
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    Take it out of your bank

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    funnyb25
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    Call me...can get you 10k by 10am

    low interest...very low

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    Go with the loanshark.

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    Smoke
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    gloryhole booths at adult store

    $20 a pop

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    Glory hole your best shot goldy locks

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    I know a guy that posts here (name rhymes with Umustbereallygay)that needed money quick. He said he was going to hustle and I couldn't believe it, he wasn't even gay, but he said he had to do what he had to do. Long story short the next day I met him for breakfast and he offered to buy my meal because he said he made $450.05 the night before. I warned him I was getting steak and eggs which is kind of expensive but he insisted.

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    jjgold
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    Lowilly what did he do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lowilly what did he do?
    Like i said, in one night he made $450.05 hustling. It was hard work of course considering he isn't gay but he said he really needed the money

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    Tell 'them' to look in their uncle's attic for a fat sock

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    gloryhole booths at adult store

    $20 a pop
    Thats 500 diks.

    How long would that take???

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    do they still have two kidneys?

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    JJ, what is standard interest rate for 10k float?

    5% surcharge, for $$ returned in 2weeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Thats 500 diks.

    How long would that take???
    They dont call him sweet lips for nothing

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    5% a week


    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    JJ, what is standard interest rate for 10k float?

    5% surcharge, for $$ returned in 2weeks?
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    if you knew how to cook meth you wouldn't have to ask these kinds of questions Coach

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    I can send it to you any time. Let me know

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    ChuckyTheGoat
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    5% a week
    Coach, you're a great man. Your best days are ahead of u.

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    funnyb25
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    This thread os full of great people...just look at the posters in this thread...(besides me)

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    Signature loan lot easier then taking it in the ass from strangers all nite. Just saying.

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    He said he wont go back to the glory holes

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    couple guys of been asking me and I really don't know what to tell them they're running Low and I guess they need some money to keep them going
    You really mean how could you get 10K

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    This thread os full of great people...just look at the posters in this thread...(besides me)
    If BOOya, MMAChicka and Rocky post in here this thread will be complete.

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    What % of SBR posters wives/gf's shave their thing?

    Always been curious

    Some get too comfortable and don't care so they get lazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    If BOOya, MMAChicka and Rocky post in here this thread will be complete.

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    funnyb25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Yes!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Yes!!!!
    funny!!!! I can get 10K but my interest is going to be hella high

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    Take it out of your savings account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    One down.

    Two to go.

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    JJ, remember when u showed up on Chat Roulette? All those little girls thought u were the funniest bastard ever.

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    Refinance your house. I did that now I hot $25000 to gamble with.

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