1. 06-19-17 08:48 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
    Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
    some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
    Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
    we both would be embarrassed.

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  2. 06-19-17 09:15 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
    Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
    some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
    Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
    we both would be embarrassed.
    in hte heat of the moment, sniffin' something like that might be warranted....

    but, after the fact, seeing schmegma on a relative's vibrator would be a sure-fire recipe for an unflattering softon (the oppositie of a ragin' hardon).... SMELLING IT would be unbearable, unthinkable, and allout over the top disgusting......

    unless she was hot as shit...
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  3. 06-19-17 09:22 AM #38
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    unreal
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  4. 06-19-17 01:21 PM #39
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    What the hell,is this a common occurence with female waitresses.
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  5. 06-20-17 07:38 AM #40
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    personally, I prefer a can of spray whip cream and a peeled bananna.....

    spray her full, insert the bananna, then sixty-nine with her on top, tell her to "push", and enjoy your banana's foster.....

    a chocolate truffle up the ass, in the same scenario, if you're feeling a little kinked.....
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  6. 06-20-17 04:46 PM #41
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    Wow lol
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  7. 06-20-17 05:37 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post


    Wow lol
    She's kind of tasty.
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  8. 06-21-17 11:06 PM #43
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    let's hope she doesn't get a job at a Mexican joint

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  9. 06-21-17 11:49 PM #44
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    What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    What's funny is the title says it's unimaginable but what she did is what everyone imagined when they read the title
    not exactly "everyone".... as most married men thought, upon hearing she put it somewhere "unimaginable," thought that the ho must've put it in her mouth.....


    dlo, do you know why brides smile as they're walking down the aisle to get married?


    (because they know they've given their last blowjob)
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  11. 07-25-17 09:55 AM #46
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    Why don't they have give a blowjob after marriage?
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  12. 07-27-17 10:40 AM #47
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    Cooked to perfection !!!!!.............if it was done from my High School Sweetheart, 16 years old...I would win the 4th of July,eating contest !!!!..............
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  13. 07-27-17 10:44 AM #48
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    all these videos are fakes
    produced for $$$$
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  14. 07-28-17 10:46 AM #49
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