[Seaweed]

Did you ever lose?

[Ralphie Halves]

Bar fights usually don't have winners or losers. It's usually a really short, awkward, sloppy fight with a bunch of shit in the way.

Been in a few, mostly in college. Never won or lost. Dislocated a finger though, that sucked.

[lakerboy]

Yes I lost.





















My drink

[MaddyMax]

those days are long gone.

[Shute]

No. A lot of potential for injury and letigation now with cellphones, crazies and open carry laws. Always watching my surroundings. People sucker punching complete strangers as they walk down the street. We live in a dangerous world

[Seaweed]

those days are long gone.

What you mean??

[jjgold]

A few lost most

[shadymcgrady]

Back in the day hell yeah. Been jumped by a frat in a bar once, most of the fights ended up in fights with bouncers.

They're not nearly as tough as most people think but definitely tougher than they look. With regards to the fat ones

Would definitely like to light up some coward posters here starting with t weasel beech azz

[Demonata]

At sports bars hell yeah if team I bet on lost anything set me off. Tased a guy once.

[unde0087]

Seaweed, have you ever left your parents basement?

[Shute]

Seaweed, have you ever left your parents basement?

Seaweed is quality entertainment here.

[unde0087]

Seaweed is quality entertainment here.

shute, you don't have to explain things to me, unlike you I have been around for a decade not 2 months.

[stevek173]

Seaweed, have you ever left your parents basement?

[Shute]

shute, you don't have to explain things to me, unlike you I have been around for a decade not 2 months.

Been around longer than you can imagine pal.

[Seaweed]

Back in the day hell yeah. Been jumped by a frat in a bar once, most of the fights ended up in fights with bouncers.

They're not nearly as tough as most people think but definitely tougher than they look. With regards to the fat ones

Would definitely like to light up some coward posters here starting with t weasel beech azz

"They're not nearly as tough as most people think but definitely tougher than they look."

That is so contradicting

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, have you ever left your parents basement?

Yeah, but i save money living at home. Market is bad. I'm like Robert barone

[shadymcgrady]

"They're not nearly as tough as most people think but definitely tougher than they look."

That is so contradicting

Alot of bouncers are lazy and fat. Lthey were bad asses at one point in their life but rarely have to exert effort. Maybe once in awhile and it's usually easy. They still know how to fight and hit and take a hit though.

I doubt ud understand but if ur ever in the tristate area I could show u. U could even wear protective head gear so u don't get a severe concussion

[Shute]

Alot of bouncers are lazy and fat. Lthey were bad asses at one point in their life but rarely have to exert effort. Maybe once in awhile and it's usually easy. They still know how to fight and hit and take a hit though.

I doubt ud understand but if ur ever in the tristate area I could show u. U could even wear protective head gear so u don't get a severe concussion

😂 😂

[unde0087]

Been around longer than you can imagine pal.

ya, we know you are a ghost of some clown that got banned

[unde0087]

Yeah, but i save money living at home. Market is bad. I'm like Robert barone

[gauchojake]

Seaweed lets meet at a bar

[boneheaded1]

A few. They are all quick, broken up by somebody if not the bouncers.

Most of my fights were during the L.A. punk scene of '82-'85. Lost frickin count of them all. I can say I have the distinct honor of getting the crap kicked out of me by Dr.Death himself, a big huge hulk of a dude who was the main bouncer at all the Goldenvoice shows at the Olympic. And none of the bouncers there were soft or pussies (sometimes they used contracted companies but there was always at least 20 hardcore beat you down type of guys). I took one or two in my day (lucky shots) but generally a fight with one of them meant there was a good chance you would lose. They would hire guys that they noticed were dominating any fight they were in.

I rarely actually started any but I would rarely if ever back down as back then it wasn't getting stabbed or anything, just getting beat up if you lost. One thing I could not abide was a sucker punch. If I got one or even saw one, there was a very good chance, I was about to get in a fight. There were times where (thank god for me) we both knew it was over and would just stop. Other times, guys wouldn't stop and you (in this case me) needed to be saved by someone else to break it up. I never really did that, if/when I gave a beatdown, I would stop unless the other guy kept going. I would always quit when they did. I wasn't trying to hurt anyone, just scrappin.

One thing I learned (and taught to a few people) is NEVER underestimate the guy in front of you. The cocky a-hole, usually loses.

I've actually avoided a few fights later in life by telling someone, very truthfully, "I've been beaten up by bigger than you."

Now, I'm too old for that shit. The good thing is, I still have all my teeth. But my nose is a little crooked. Mainly because an elbow that ripped/dislodged the base of my nasal septum.

Not tryin' to sound like a badass or anything, cuz I would NEVER claim that, badasses don't get some of the beatdowns I got. Just crazy times from an agro high octane fuel little punk. And frankly, I wouldn't change it for the world.

Yeah, good times.

[newguy]

Alot of bouncers are lazy and fat. Lthey were bad asses at one point in their life but rarely have to exert effort. Maybe once in awhile and it's usually easy. They still know how to fight and hit and take a hit though.

I doubt ud understand but if ur ever in the tristate area I could show u. U could even wear protective head gear so u don't get a severe concussion

Bounced all through college. Lots of fights and dudes going to hospitals. Didn't have weapons back then other than a broken bottle which normally got removed quickly.

Very accurate bouncer description except for the part about bad asses at one point in my case

[Shute]

I obey commands when asked to leave.
Saves a lot of heartache the next day.
Hate it when the mouthy bitch keeps spouting off as you get tossed.

[BIGDAY]

[shadymcgrady]

Bounced all through college. Lots of fights and dudes going to hospitals. Didn't have weapons back then other than a broken bottle which normally got removed quickly.

Very accurate bouncer description except for the part about bad asses at one point in my case

Whoa newguy! Broken bottle! That's extreme, worse than a knife!

[sweethook]

lost

[Bcatswin]

Responding to thread but defer to answer the question.

[Shute]

No haymakers! Dirty and irresponsible. That crap gets video taped these days and guys will do time.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed lets meet at a bar

First ones on you

[Seaweed]

Seaweed lets meet at a bar

Fist wons on me

[Shute]

Male bouncers are the equivalent of female strippers.😉

[The Kraken]

Fukk that noise

I go to the bar to get away from problems, not find them.

[Plaza23]

Yes, I won. But I really lost because I was arrested and taken jail for disorderly conduct.

[Shute]

Fukk that noise

I go to the bar to get away from problems, not find them.

First time I 100% agree with this dik