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    Never gets old

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Oh my God I'm dying

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    Quote Originally Posted by NUTSonYAchin View Post
    Oh my God I'm dying
    to bad it's a damn manequin.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    to bad it's a damn manequin.....
    Bitch don't kill my vibe. I don't care what I'm looking at. If my brain tells my mind it's funny, I laugh. When you're deep inside a pussy ur not thinking about why the bitch is letting you smash...ur just enjoying her warm insides and smashing...auto make a thread about Kardashians or f\*g jenner taking it up his ass...give us some laughs.

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    the '08 world series provided this gem, when some drunk dude got domed by a 40-yd end over end huge grey goose bottle pass.....

    had to be farve or tom brady in the crowd below:




    full video of it is awesome, as well:




    another view:


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    Quote Originally Posted by NUTSonYAchin View Post
    Bitch don't kill my vibe. I don't care what I'm looking at. If my brain tells my mind it's funny, I laugh. When you're deep inside a pussy ur not thinking about why the bitch is letting you smash...ur just enjoying her warm insides and smashing...auto make a thread about Kardashians or f\*g jenner taking it up his ass...give us some laughs.
    take another hit.... it's a real human!!!!!!!!

    I was just fukkin' with ya

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    Autodonk pick one to enter

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    the dog with the roman candle.... shit is too good.... dog looks off to the left every time it blasts another shot.... people scurrying.... and teh way that little fukker hauls ass out there to get it in the first place..... i go with it.....


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    if you like seeing people flying off rides and meeting their maker, this vid will have you laffing your ass off, as well:


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    these will have your sides hurtin' as well:





    and top it off with real-life tsunami coverage:


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    nothing beats a good "time to haul ass" video!!!!

    when a whole fukkin' mountain is coming down on you, scream "HOLY SHIT" AND RUN!!!!!!!


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    THIS one always has me bustin' a gut:


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    not a reindeer, but can still fly:




    slow the vid down to .25 speed and really laugh your ass off:


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    always fun to watch AutoDonkey:





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    Well, this thread took off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Well, this thread took off.
    almost as good as this little guy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    Wow is that a jewfish eating a shark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Wow is that a jewfish eating a shark?
    they don't call them jews for nuthin'.....


    in defense of the shark, the dopes that caught him knew the jewfish was down there, he was swimming around beneath the boat, and they were keeping the shark in the water to try and entice the big bastard into hitting the shark, which he did.....

    still surprised the hell outta the guys on the boat, in the vid on youtube.....

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    Any last hour entries?

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    And the winner is....















    It has everything. Funny animals. Pyrotechnics. Possibility of death or severe injury. Scared humans running around in fear. Winner
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    And the winner is....















    It has everything. Funny animals. Pyrotechnics. Possibility of death or severe injury. Scared humans running around in fear. Winner
    thanks for the prize dwo, tho I really thought the guy being launched from that death trap carnival ride was strong compeitition..... there's a video somewhere of some dude in iraq/iran being similarly launched.... moral of that story is never, ever go to a f'n foreign amusement park and expect everything to go ok.....

    yah, that little weiner dog never gets old.... little fukker hauls ass out there like a bolt of lightning.... that's the part that always starts me laffing... usain bolt couldn't outrun him.... there's literally f'n clouds of dust being generated by his ass...

    then the old white guy dancin' almost takes a shot, then another as the f'n dog looks back over his shoulder and fires off the second round right toward the dude's head.... kids scurrying, other dogs running around.... good times machines parked in the back ground.... indeed, it has it all....

    fuk im laffin my ass off just typing this.....
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    Should have been worded minimum 10 contestants one entry per contestant

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Should have been worded minimum 10 contestants one entry per contestant
    You try running a contest

    Guarantee you there will be drama no matter how you phrase it

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    run a biggest drama queen contest..... ensure "double drama"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    almost as good as this little guy:



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