SWF in search of SWM for biking, hiking, walking. Must love dogs. Please be between 35 and 50.
I am not in such great shape to pull you in a red wagon or roll you in a wheel chair up Paris mtn. Please do not be so good looking that I have to beat women off you with a stick or so unattractive that I have to beat myself with a stick. Please have good hygiene, bathing at least once a week is required. I know it might sound extreme but I prefer not know you are coming when you are 10 miles out. Hmmmm what else. Oh please be kind, especially to animals, children, veterans, and disabled people. Anything less would be uncivilized. Please be funny. This request is directed towards your personality and not your looks or your junk. Which reminds me please do not send me a picture of your junk. I have been know to pull a few c handlers in my time. Ok so if you want to have fun and be friends drop me a few lines and tell me about yourself. Unless you are Henry winkler hey is just not going to cut.
Thank you for reading, and even more for comprehension.