[Auto Donk]

these kind:













Like the Sun, do NOT look directly at this thing, as it will lock eyes with you and put you under its spell......




and then, the next thing you know, you too will show up in a photo on TMZ as one 0f its victims.... and, as can be seen from the photos above, walking a few feet behind it won't matter, or a few feet to the side of it -- won't matter -- you'll be close enough to it for everyone to know you're going to hit it, no matter how sly or on the "down low" you think you're being......

[brooks85]

lol what a penetrating picture, just all around. All 3 of em.

make that 4, the creepy bad guy from ghostbusters 2 in back ground.

[Auto Donk]

ah-nold definitely intrigued by Brucyboi....

we let him slide with the first set of photos of ah-nold and the tranny....




but then he just kept showing up in more and more photos with the tranny......

it's becoming clear to me now.... only reason he hooked up with shriver was he thought she was a "he", as well.....

[brooks85]

lol





I just noticed the photographers face, guy seems to be laughing right at them

[slayer14]

Is that black guy dating him

[Auto Donk]

no shit! I could just see how the conversation would go if I was the photographer:

Bruce: "hey, what the fuk are you laughing at???"

Donk: "C'mon, Bruce, you know you'd be laughing your ass off too, if you were in my shoes!!!"

Bruce: "no, i'd show some respect!!!"

Donk: "Bullshit, Bruce, you'd be thinkin' exactly what we are: What is this poor mutha f'ckin' homeboy doin' with your gangly tranny ass!!!!"

Bruce: [menacing stare at Donk]

Donk: [channelling JJ Gold]: "COME AT ME, BRO!!!!"

lol





I just noticed the photographers face, guy seems to be laughing right at them

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did Bruce bang all those guys???

[Auto Donk]

Did Bruce bang all those guys???

in the broadest sense of the word, yes.... but bruciboy is a bottom......

so, in the more narrow sense of who was "bangin'" who, the guys were piping bruce.....


but, as we all know, if you catch your girlfriend fukkin some guy, the phrease "I caught that dirty f'n whore bangin' some guy" is totally appropriate.....

[Auto Donk]

these photos are priceless, and really show what life as a tranny is like. Trannies get none of the respect a woman gets, because, we know, they are guys.....

for example, how many of you out on a date, while walking along with her, have ever stepped back and stared at her pussy to see what you're getting???:





and how many of you have ever been so embarrassed to be with your date that you walk along three-four feet behind her, so as to give off the image you're not really "with her"????:




what woman would stand for that bullshit????

ps.... brooksy, check out the camera man behind the "couple on the down low" in the photo above..... MORE F'N LAUGHTER!!!!!


I've always thought life as a member of the paparazzi must suck, but if you worked for TMZ or as an independent, and had the gig of following this freak around 24-7, it would be pretty fun.... or, at least, funny....