1. 05-10-17 06:36 AM #1
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    BBCaitlyn.... how bad off do you have to be to do what this poor S.O.B. is doing?

    here's a photo of the black guy providing Prime Alabama Black Snake to Bruce's plastic hole.....



    you can see the regret and uncertainty as he was walking along with the even more-deformed looking tranny Bruce....

    i can read his desperate broke-ass mind.... he sees the camera out of the corner of his eye, but pretends to ignore it, opting instead to look straight ahead and not make eye contact with anyone. But in his mind he's thinking "God, I hope no one I know, my family, or anyone I grew up with sees these f'n photos.... Maybe I should have thought this through a bit more....."
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  2. 05-10-17 06:47 AM #2
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    Solid Post AD!
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  3. 05-10-17 07:35 AM #3
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    lol his face
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  4. 05-10-17 09:58 AM #4
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    He could be just a friend going to the prom.
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  5. 05-10-17 12:40 PM #5
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    Bruce is loose
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  6. 05-10-17 01:39 PM #6
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    you couldn't possibly find a better "what the penetrate am I doing" face...and my christ is the he/she ugly, my god just terrible
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  8. 05-10-17 03:02 PM #8
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    he/she/it is just keeping up with the Kardashians!


    see what I did there...
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  9. 05-10-17 04:41 PM #9
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    who is that?

    flavor flav????

    where is his clock
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    all this begs the question.....

    how much would you have to be paid to sink your crank into bruce's plastic hole?

    a million bucks? just for two minutes?

    JJ Gold.... what's your price? we know you need money.... you've resorted to stealing from your uncle.... how much would it take for you to stick to ol bruce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    all this begs the question.....how much would you have to be paid to sink your crank into bruce's plastic hole?
    a million bucks? just for two minutes?
    JJ Gold.... what's your price? we know you need money.... you've resorted to stealing from your uncle.... how much would it take for you to stick to ol bruce?
    Would probably need to pop like 5 viagra first just to get it up.
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    Don't think viagra is that strong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Don't think viagra is that strong.
    comon' beavis, and foxx.... just picture bruce all laid back, big fake out, romantic barry white song playing in the background, lights down low, candles lit, Bruce playing with his plastic clit with his index finger, twirling it around, while the fingers on his other man-hand spread his plastic pussy lips, his eyes locked on yours, giving you his sexiest stare, and he whispers in his sexy, though somewhat husky, tranny voice "I'll give you a gold medal if you spear me with your javelin, big boy".......
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Don't think viagra is that strong.
    The trick is to mix it into your Wheaties
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    ^God I miss that guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    ^God I miss that guy
    I'd never heard of Bill Burr before I saw that clip.... now I'm looking for when he's gonna be in Houston and plan to get tickets.....

    after reading the story on Bruce's gay lover during the 80's coming out and outing bruce as having always loved the cahk, and being a "size queen power bottom" that really liked rapping his hands around an oversized tool, Brucyboi doin' so well in the "pole vault" event becomes perfectly clear to me now.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    comon' beavis, and foxx.... just picture bruce all laid back, big fake out, romantic barry white song playing in the background, lights down low, candles lit, Bruce playing with his plastic clit with his index finger, twirling it around, while the fingers on his other man-hand spread his plastic pussy lips, his eyes locked on yours, giving you his sexiest stare, and he whispers in his sexy, though somewhat husky, tranny voice "I'll give you a gold medal if you spear me with your javelin, big boy".......
    Donk, not gonna lie, this made me spit out my beer and vomit a bit. Thx.
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    Is this guy a male hooker or just into f@cked up white trannies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Donk, not gonna lie, this made me spit out my beer and vomit a bit. Thx.
    Donk should write sex stories for Penthouse Forum. If it still exists.
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    Should go to the local convinence store and see if they still sell them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Donk, not gonna lie, this made me spit out my beer and vomit a bit. Thx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'd never heard of Bill Burr before I saw that clip.... now I'm looking for when he's gonna be in Houston and plan to get tickets.....

    after reading the story on Bruce's gay lover during the 80's coming out and outing bruce as having always loved the cahk, and being a "size queen power bottom" that really liked rapping his hands around an oversized tool, Brucyboi doin' so well in the "pole vault" event becomes perfectly clear to me now.....
    I'd say he is the funniest guy out there right now. He has a lot of good stuff on youtube and he knows sports too so a lot of applicable things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'd never heard of Bill Burr before I saw that clip.... now I'm looking for when he's gonna be in Houston and plan to get tickets.....
    He's been around forever. You've probably seen him before. He was on chappelle's show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    He's been around forever. You've probably seen him before. He was on chappelle's show.
    looked up his schedule, thru sept nowhere near texas; sent him an email telling him to get his ass down here.....
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    How cool would it be for Caitlyn to join the dogfart network and do a gloryhole scene?!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    How cool would it be for Caitlyn to join the dogfart network and do a gloryhole scene?!...
    I thought I was the most sexually depraved mo fo on this site.....

    I was wrong.....
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    It's funny, 4 inch heels on 6'2" tranny make all those guys look 5 foot.
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    when you tower over ah-nold by half a f'n foot, maybe you ought to think about scaling back on the heels, regardless of how bitter you are about Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, and the other whore who's name escapes me right now.....



    this photo is shows Boy George's jealousy at Bruce having scored some ah-nold kahk for the night.......


    while ahnold was plowing Bruce, the kahmachameloen crooner had to settle for beating his dick like it owed him money while browsing the internet and finding shit like this to get dat nut:



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    Damn look at those biceps back in the day. Where the hell did they go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Damn look at those biceps back in the day. Where the hell did they go?
    the left with the roids.....

    which begs the questions did his nads come back after the roids left, or did they stay in a tiny, roid-shrunken state?
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    Oi, Bruce, get your d*** out': Caitlyn Jenner 'suffers vile transphobic abuse' as she leaves an LGBT awards show in London

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...yn-Jenner.html


    Poor old bruce cant get any respect
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    "Oi , Bruce, get your dick out" is being called a "vile transphobic abuse".............. oh please, society is getting way to soft. They are launching a hate crime investigation.
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