Originally Posted by
Auto Donk
not near as nasty as a straight up "choco stick deluxe" when ur drunk and she doesn't take, or you don't give her, the chance to go clear the poop chute with a prepatory enema......
once freaked out a guy who had rented a beach house for a party down in galveston (he was with his wife in the next room), and this other couple was there with a former playmate of mine, and we had em doggy style side by side, and he could see my babe's cinnamon ring, and he cracks a smile and points to it, so I pull out of her vag and start to go in, and she objects, sayin "no way, I'm not ready,.... don't do it....."
well, I do it, and pull out one descent stroke, and the smell of shit fills the air, and this guy goes, "oh my god, that smells f'n awful!!!!!" AND, KNOWING the guy who rented the place is next door with his lame wife listening, I yell out "WELL, THERE GOES THE F'N SECURITY DEPOSIT!!!!!"
We start busting out laffing as the other guy's chick is dry heaving from the odor, and i'm trying not to get shit all over the sheets and heading to the shower....
meanwhile, the guy who rented the place comes bargin' in, "what happened?!?!??!?!?! what happened/!?!?!?!?!?" until the odor hits him and he damn near pukes and starts dry heaving......
funny times..... all in all, it was a good night.... but I swear, even after scrubbin the chocostick for five minutes with soap, I could still smell some of that ass candy ..... rough......