1. 04-28-17 07:48 PM #1
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    Wife's b-day thread: Donkland home game.....

    We start tonight, drunk in love......

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  2. 04-28-17 08:44 PM #2
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    eat her ass,
    softly
    not like a fukking animal
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  3. 04-28-17 10:25 PM #3
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    F that, do it primal style lol
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  4. 04-28-17 10:42 PM #4
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    Donker eat her ass like a fukin animal.

    Leave teeth marks.
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  5. 04-28-17 11:30 PM #5
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    funny we should take a break and I read the commnets above..... you fukkers know me.....

    and I shit you not, this came up on the play list about twenty minutes ago..... mid "toss"......


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  6. 04-28-17 11:33 PM #6
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    a woman once said, "no woman has ever truly had great sex til she fuks you while rollin' and listening to this song".....

    this was the song:



    starts slow, the pounds the ever living shit out of it.....

    just like I do in tune with this masterpiece......


    check in with you mutha fukkas tomorrow, round two is about to begin and I'm checkin' out for the night!


    (don't worry about choppin' any wood.... daddy's bring home a load... or two... or three)


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    "I feel so dirty........"
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  7. 04-29-17 01:35 PM #7
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    DonkLand Homestand interrupted by a quick away game in Louisianna.... be back in 24 -30 hours.....

    who the fuk drew up this schedule.....?


    and where the fuk did Keisha and Sharonda run off to?????
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  8. 04-29-17 02:35 PM #8
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    eat her butt

    do it with a spoon, fork, knife, spork, and chopsticks
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  9. 04-29-17 07:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    eat her butt

    do it with a spoon, fork, knife, spork, and chopsticks
    is this SBR, or Dr. Suess???

    would you eat it with a spoon?

    would you it eat with a fork?
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  10. 04-29-17 08:49 PM #10
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    Donker how'd dat ass taste?
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  11. 04-30-17 01:36 AM #11
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    Kentucky Derby. Play the wife's bday day and month over the year.
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  12. 04-30-17 04:11 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    is this SBR, or Dr. Suess???would you eat it with a spoon?would you it eat with a fork?
    what is SBR?
    I am logged into Dr Suess dot com

    what I need to know, is
    did you use kitchen utensils or just tongue, teeth and lips?

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  13. 05-05-17 09:20 AM #13
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    Champagne is chillin'..... pre-game sex and chamgagne at 4 p.m. today, followed by dinner at Sullivan's Steakhouse on Westheimer at 6:30 p.m., Toyota Center for Rockets Game 3 at 8:15 p.m., Four Seasons at 11:30 p.m. for Rounds 2-5.....
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  14. 05-05-17 09:35 AM #14
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    She pay up all that money she lost on slots in Arizona?
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  15. 05-05-17 10:02 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    She pay up all that money she lost on slots in Arizona?
    tonight she will.....

    it's either coming out her wallet, or it's coming out of her ass......

    (and her wallet is empty)
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  16. 05-05-17 10:10 AM #16
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  17. 05-05-17 09:40 PM #17
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    No sign of donk at the game yet...but I think JJ is sitting right next to the Rocket's bench.
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  18. 05-06-17 06:55 AM #18
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    No mercy anal
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  19. 05-06-17 10:15 AM #19
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    i was busy hangin' with ralph sampson..... will up load photo later.....

    those two twin half-black officials are lucky they made it out of the arena.....

    worst officiated game i've ever seen......

    whoever said don't splurge on the tickets b/c it never works out well hit the nail on the f'n head........

    at least the post-game celebration lived up to the billing.....
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  20. 05-06-17 02:44 PM #20
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    Donk....I thought you had good seats. Sorry you got stuck in the upper level with broke ass Ralph Sampson.
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