1. 04-26-17 12:33 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    You come home and see this... What happens next?

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  2. 04-26-17 12:35 PM #2
    Dollars2Donuts
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    Woah, woah woah....who the heck is that??
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  3. 04-26-17 12:38 PM #3
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    Run like hell and dont look back...
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  4. 04-26-17 12:39 PM #4
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    she wakes up sore and satisfied the next day.....
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  5. 04-26-17 12:43 PM #5
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    nice 180 looks good on any angle
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  6. 04-26-17 12:48 PM #6
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    nothing walk out
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  7. 04-26-17 12:48 PM #7
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  8. 04-26-17 12:51 PM #8
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    Call an ambulance
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  9. 04-26-17 12:52 PM #9
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Call an ambulance
    MoPrawns, where the fukk you been, Pal?
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  10. 04-26-17 12:53 PM #10
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    (if the whistling in the second vid gets you hard, well, harder, then you need help immediately.....)
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  11. 04-26-17 12:58 PM #11
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    OMG! and helluv a pair of melons.
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  12. 04-26-17 01:14 PM #12
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    if you like melons, you'll love this.....

    plus, this damn music is starting to grow on me.....

    my secretary just stuck her head in my office after hearing the repeated whistling......

    had to yell out "DOESN'T ANYONE KNOCK AROUND HERE ANYMORE" just as I was "lotioning up"......

    enjoy: (damn big for an asian!!!!!)




    yes, i know they can't be real......


    I may run this music all day in my office.....
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  13. 04-26-17 01:16 PM #13
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    Donker, what does your secretary look like?
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  14. 04-26-17 01:19 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, what does your secretary look like?
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  15. 04-26-17 01:27 PM #15
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    few hours of work right there.....

    lets get started ASAP
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  16. 04-26-17 01:33 PM #16
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    c#m first, ask questions later....like a few days later
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  17. 04-26-17 01:34 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Run like hell and dont look back...





    or


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  18. 04-26-17 02:10 PM #18
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    Is dinner ready?
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  19. 04-26-17 02:12 PM #19
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    i would call auto donk and share , its what we do
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  20. 04-26-17 02:14 PM #20
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    Big Joe is always hungry.
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  21. 04-26-17 02:33 PM #21
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  22. 04-29-17 06:03 AM #22
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    scramble through the house like i am one fire to see if the wife is around
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  23. 04-29-17 01:24 PM #23
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    Hand her a Playstation controller and challenge her to Madden.
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  24. 04-29-17 05:33 PM #24
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    I leave immediately because I am obviously in the wrong house
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  25. 04-29-17 07:32 PM #25
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    I'd lock the doors, drop the blinds, and get some rope from the garage then a ball gag from the night stand and take it from there.
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  26. 05-01-17 08:30 AM #26
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    Smash City
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  27. 06-13-17 01:50 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Call an ambulance

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  28. 06-13-17 02:10 PM #28
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    Challenge her to a thumb wrestle.

    Show her JJ vids.
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  29. 06-13-17 02:37 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Digger, still need to know who this is.
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  30. 06-13-17 03:17 PM #30
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    Go to pound town
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  31. 06-13-17 03:40 PM #31
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    Call the police...there's a pimp in the house about to rob you
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  32. 06-13-17 03:42 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by NUTSonYAchin View Post
    Call the police...there's a pimp in the house about to rob you

    I d still be banging her waiting for police to come
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  33. 06-13-17 03:49 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Digger, still need to know who this is.
    Sorry Donuts, I don't have a name for this one.
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